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[chickshades]

Posted: 30 Mar 2016 18:51
From: Bandou Saburouta

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hey i get that we got vessel name tats
but what the hells this one for???

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its pretty cool tho hahaha
dont be jealous (*◍▽◍)

Comments

[mybadhabit]

Did you arrive here with that? Because it's probably just decorative if you did.

It is pretty cool.

[chickshades]

i know its awesome right?
i noticed it when i got here
guess im the only one with it ( ◍ᄇ◍)ﻭ✧

[mybadhabit]

Oh right, if you're a shinki, you probably wouldn't remember whether you had it before or not.

It probably is something from your former life, especially if you're the only one who has it.

Congratulations! You have an awesome tattoo. Though I think you could have it positioned better.

[chickshades]

...!!
whats wrong with where i put it???

[ Not that he even remembers getting it, but still. ]

[mybadhabit]

It's smack dab in the middle of your abdomen. It would be fine if there was other stuff around it, but it's just there.

All by itself.

A singular tattoo would look better on your hip, shoulder, or on your back.

[chickshades]

nah its fine
obv its the best spot
i said dont be jealous but its cool i get it

[mybadhabit]

If you say so.

If I were to get a tattoo, I would at least get it in a more aesthetically pleasing location.

[chickshades]

what like your upper arm?
haha that's boring!

[mybadhabit]

Depends on the tattoo. At the moment, I'm considering my hip. Something tantalizing you would just get a glimpse of when my shirt rides up.

Or perhaps a caduceus down the length of my spine. It is the symbol of my godhood, after all, and with my shirt off, the long staff would guide the viewer's gaze down my back, stopping just above the ample curves of my ass.

[chronobreak]

[What the fuck.

He can't believe he read this with his own two eyes.]

[mybadhabit]

[Sorry Ekko, your god is pretty shameless. He doesn't feel bad about this at all. In fact, he's looking pretty smug about it.]

[Snort. Someone calling him boring. Please. He's too pretty for a boring tattoo.]

Omg I died reading this

[chickshades]

..........wtf
uh yeah thanks for the tmi
if you get that i dont want to see it

I debated how sexy I was gonna go with it. Figured I might as well go as sexy as I could.

[mybadhabit]

No? Your theoretical loss, then. I wouldn't want to share it with someone so insecure about another person's body anyway.

yes yes I approve!

[chickshades]

wtf does that mean??

[mybadhabit]

It means you clearly can't handle the thought of another person's bare skin without discomfort. If a mere textual description bothers you so much, I can only imagine how being in the presence of shirtless men affects you.

[chickshades]

YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR ASS!!

[mybadhabit]

That's because it's perfect.

[chickshades]

yeah which is something i DIDNT NEED TO KNOW!!

[mybadhabit]

Perhaps you should have thought of that before implying that I would get a tattoo in a boring location.

[chickshades]

then i take it back!
arm tats a super creative!
get one there!

[mybadhabit]

Nope, it's too late. I've already decided. I'm going to get it right on my left ass cheek in commemoration of this conversation. It will say "RIP Bandou Saburouta, he was not ready for this jelly."

[chickshades]

.......
and youre saying mines in a bad spot

also that songs terrible

[mybadhabit]

Wow, you clearly have no taste, I take back everything nice I ever said about you.

[chickshades]

YOU HARDLY SAID ANYTHING NICE!

[mybadhabit]

Then that proves that I have good judgement. Good job, past me. You showed remarkable intelligence and good sense by not being lured into a false sense of admiration based on a poorly placed tattoo.