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[koshien]

from: anonymous
date: july 8


did anyone else act weird because of that stupid bridge in the middle of tanabata?
here's my advice: don't walk on it with anyone if it ever shows up again.
you'll thank me next year! ♥


PS:
what's the point of feeling nice things for someone if you don't actually like them like that? (҂⌣̀_⌣́)
waste of time, if you ask me.
would anybody actually walk on it just because?


[ replies will be anonymous as well ♥ ]

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anon; the worst anon

[thehandhungers]

So it was the bridge that enchanted me that evening. It appears the strength of my will could not compare to the subtle influences it holds over travelers. I must become more vigilant in the future.

crying

[koshien]

...what is this, some kind of novel?

[thehandhungers]

It is the tale of our life! Written across the heavens. Each step we take is a page and every bond we make is a chapter. If the bridge compelled you, it might be a door opening to new beginnings and a story worthy of the greatest bards.

[koshien]

[ .................................... ]

[koshien]

has anyone ever told you you sound like a walking motivational commercial?
i should get you to do advertisements for me

[thehandhungers]

A motivational what?

[He forgets to be in character for a moment.]

[koshien]

a commercial! you know, the thing that shows up on tv talking about how great athletes/with their sponsorships and stuff like that.
don't tell me you're one of those old timey people with no tv

[thehandhungers]

Then I dare not tell you. Though I do not think I'd care to sponsor someone else. It does not seem the role a hero beyond life and death would aspire to.

[koshien]

a hero beyond life and death?
la~ame

[thehandhungers]

[Wait! No! That's not lame! That's awesome!

If this wasn't text, Owain wouldn't have time to recover from that.]

A hero that walked the lands only to take back up his sword and seek out new adventure is not lame. It shows our strength to best even the forces that bring end to all things. It shows there is still more to do and so we must not yet find our final rest.

[koshien]

riiight.
i'm a "bring end to all things" kinda guy myself, lol
it's way more awesome to crush all your enemies ♥

[thehandhungers]

You sound more like a villain! A fiend in need of defeating. If destruction is your aim, then you will meet the awesome wrath of my sword.

[koshien]

oooooh, i'm soooo scared

[thehandhungers]

[He really needs to understand how sarcasm works in text.]

As you should be. I cannot fathom the destruction I may cause the the countless innocent lives that will be lost should I unleash my full power upon you.

[koshien]

i'm being sarcastic, stuupid
anyway, that sounds awfully villainous in itself, don't you think?
killing innocent people! *i've* never done that~

[ now he's just enjoying himself ]

[thehandhungers]

These are tragic things a hero must come to terms with. Sometimes people will be hurt. It is our curse, to face evil and to shoulder the evil around us. How tragic.

[koshien]

so tragic you have to say it twice? lolol
so say i am a supervillain- [ YOU ARE NOT ] -how are you going to get me when you don't even know who i am?

[thehandhungers]

Any super villain worth their name will be known. They will not hide from their fate and will face the hero in a cataclysmic battle! Anything less, and they'll prove they are not worth the effort as they quiver in fear in his shadow.

[koshien]

lmao ok

so basically what you're telling me is that if i go behind your back and become a crazy, evil supervillain and kill everyone here including you without telling you, and being sneaky
that i lose?

[ mei you are a SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD who PLAYS BASEBALL ]

[thehandhungers]

Then you become nothing but a minion of darkness. A lesser creature who will burn away when the light is unleashed and the shadows recede. Such is a fate without glory and a death that is easily forgotten. I pity those who fall to such whims and strive to be their better.

[Which makes him perfect to talk around Owain's fairy-tale stories. Because in the end, that's what this is.]

[koshien]

[ hey nobody gets to be narumiya mei's better! ]

ok
can't be much better when you're dead

you're taking this god thing way too seriously, LOLOL
"a minion of darkness"? who actually talks like that LOOOL

[thehandhungers]

Who talks in such a way you ask? Why, you know the answer. It is written on the heavens. A hero beyond life and death knows the truth of this world and their words speak with the power in their soul.

[There's no stopping this train. Not via text.]

[koshien]

you know this is the heavens, right
i haven't seen your name written anywhere

[thehandhungers]

Then you should be more diligent.