HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT 001

[oathkeeper]

Posted: 27 Mar 2016 4:01am
From: sora

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[After the turbulent events of the welcoming banquet, Sora is in need for good friends, hugs and junk food. And he knows there's others that could use friends too. He sends this text to everyone he possibly knows.]

riku and me are having a BBQ sleepover! \ (•◡•) / It’ll be great! i got lots of room at my place so bring blankets and pillows and pjs. bring your friends ok!

gonna have a firepit on the beach and fireworks and video games and food and movies and pillow forts and no actual sleeping and in the morning i’m making waffles. i’m ready to kick everyones butt at mario kart. (ง'̀-'́)ง

did i mention fireworks?

be there or be there! (~˘▾˘)~

sora

[THIS WILL BE LATER IDK]

Comments

[turpitude]

I've absolutely no idea what a "hot dog" or a "hamburger" is. Or a "grill."

[oathkeeper]

UHHHHHHHHHH have you ever had roast meat cooked on an open fire???

[turpitude]

I most certainly have not. Is that customary, from where you come?

[oathkeeper]

YES it's the best, come over and try it ok??

[turpitude]

I have to say, consuming burnt pieces of meat hardly sounds appealing.

[oathkeeper]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you just wait

[turpitude]

Wait for what, exactly? Meat?

[oathkeeper]

tasty food!!

[turpitude]

I'm well aware of the involvement of meat in this "barbecue," but what other food is served?

[oathkeeper]

oh we'll have chips and drinks and candy too

[turpitude]

You've heard of chips! Excellent!

But you've got me curious: What is "mario kart"?

[oathkeeper]

[Sora is sighing really loud and making loud whining noises.]

it's a racing game!!!

[turpitude]

Well, that sounds terribly exhausting!