HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT 001

[oathkeeper]

Posted: 27 Mar 2016 4:01am
From: sora

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[After the turbulent events of the welcoming banquet, Sora is in need for good friends, hugs and junk food. And he knows there's others that could use friends too. He sends this text to everyone he possibly knows.]

riku and me are having a BBQ sleepover! \ (•◡•) / It’ll be great! i got lots of room at my place so bring blankets and pillows and pjs. bring your friends ok!

gonna have a firepit on the beach and fireworks and video games and food and movies and pillow forts and no actual sleeping and in the morning i’m making waffles. i’m ready to kick everyones butt at mario kart. (ง'̀-'́)ง

did i mention fireworks?

be there or be there! (~˘▾˘)~

sora

[THIS WILL BE LATER IDK]

Comments

[okitactless]

whats a bbq sleepover and a pjs and video games andmovies and waffles and mario kart???

[Look, he was going to ask them all eventually, better to do it all at once.]

[oathkeeper]

yamato just come over and i'll show you all that stuff it's super fun i promise!!!

[okitactless]

[Squints...]

do you have card games

[He likes karuta, for reasons obvious to anyone who saw him bust a hole in the wall playing air hockey. Teach him Uno, Sora, there's absolutely nothing that could go wrong with that!!]

i'm sorry for his existence

[okitactless]

[HE UNDERSTANDS NOW.]

YES SORAKUN I WILL COME TO YOUR WEDDING

[sort of.]

LOOOOOOOOL

[oathkeeper]

WHAT NO IT'S NOT A WEDDING

[okitactless]

[Awww, he's shy!]

do you like watermelon!!!

[Expensive fruit is a good wedding gift, right? Right.]

[oathkeeper]

y-yes??

but why do you think its a wedding!?!?

[okitactless]

gekka-o!!!!!

[Aaaand that's all Sora's getting, because Yamato has a watermelon to buy.

He'll figure it out eventually.]

[roeh]

how are you my son

[okitactless]

[he... he isn't??? but he's slowly learning to read tones through text and

oh no oh no]

did i do something wrong im sorry!!!!!

[distressed pomeranian noises]

[roeh]

What?? No! No. It's just time you learned about the word of god. [To spare everyone on the network from these questions.]

[okitactless]

you??

[...Well he's not wrong.]

[roeh]

No! I mean. Yes. But I mean the god. With a capital G.

[okitactless]

[Head tilt...

WAIT. HE'S GOT IT]

GEKKA-O

[It's a marriage ceremony! It all makes sense now! No wonder Sora is talking about fireworks, that's definitely a celebration. IN THAT CASE]

[roeh]

...

gesundheit?

[okitactless]

[No, it's-- oh, maybe that's his name in her world. Like 'khan' is an honorific. Whatever, he gets it now!]

i understand thank you commander-kun you're the best!!