Heaven's BBS | Video - Filtered to everyone except Niles and Leo

[saikusu]

From: Saix
Date: June 20

[On the morning of the 20th, Saïx addresses the BBS as a whole (minus Niles and Leo,) via a video, a necessary measure to prove that it is him posting and not Niles pretending to be him. He stares into the camera on his brand new phone, expression and voice cold and unwavering as he speaks.]

Yesterday my phone was stolen while I slept. During that time, a certain asshole shinki by the name of Niles posted on the BBS pretending to be me. I am not now, and will never be, seeking out the sort of relationship that was advertised for. Please look elsewhere to get your kicks. Given that Niles came up with it, I would not put it past him to be interested in such things.

The picture included in the BBS post was one taken without my knowledge or consent.

I will go through and individually respond to those who replied to that post to correct this mistake. However, I thought it necessary to put out a warning to guard your phones and other internet devices when around Niles. If you see him around, do me a favor and punch him for me.

[He holds up a picture of Niles that he found on Leo's phone then printed out.]

[ooc: this post is in response to this post.]

Comments

voice;

[alittleglow]

...Why did he do that?

[She doesn't sound scandalized as much as clinically fascinated.]

voice

[saikusu]

To piss me off.

[If there's any other reason behind it, he can't find it.]

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

[This actually makes him feel even more amused at Niles and assures Schuldig that the man is just the kind of trouble-maker he took him for. Thus, he's willing to muddy the waters a bit.]

There's no way you can prove it was him though. We're just supposed to take your word for it?

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[saikusu]

Leo, our god, informed me that it was him, and Niles texted me to rub it in my face. He is also the only one other than our god who had access to the phone.

Re: text

[volksdaemon]

I don't see this Leo vouching for it though. Now I'm supposed to take your word that this guy Leo wouldn't lie to you. Two layers of trust. Not feeling it.

[saikusu]

He hasn't seen the post.

[Because it's blocked from him.]

Why should I care what someone who can't even post with their real name thinks about trust?

[volksdaemon]

Because I'm not the embarrassed one trying to cover up a little dalliance into darker experiences between the sheets.

anon; text

[toremainbehind]

I doubt a punch is going to make him stop.

text

[saikusu]

No, it won't, but it'll certainly be satisfying.

anon;

[toremainbehind]

You can't do it yourself?

[saikusu]

I can't.

[Their god has forbidden it. What he says next is the truth, but it's not the full truth.]

There's no way he'll stick around once he sees me to let me get close enough to punch him.

[toremainbehind]

[Saix, it sucks to be you.]

That's unfortunate. [For you.] Doubt you can manage to convince others to punch him, though.

[saikusu]

[It sucks so much.]

There may be some who see this post looking for an excuse to punch him.

[It's a slim chance that anything will come of it.]

[toremainbehind]

Then you might be in luck or people might like Niles too much.

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[wadoichimonji]

That's a nice picture of him.

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[saikusu]

If you say so.