[Davesprite has had incredibly garbage luck meeting nonhumans up to now, and then somehow he manages to discover a mermaid and werecat within three days of each other. Go figure.]

Nice. I'm pretty sure I need the full course of lessons, from the couple of times I've ended up in the kitchen in this place it looks like I can barely identify a pot before trying to stand it the right way up.

Someone should invent a hairnet for feathers, I probably need it more than most humans need the hairnet.