[Well, that's definitely a guy. After a minute of considering whether to bother, Davesprite bites the bullet and answers with video himself - the image that appears in answer being that of a luridly orange, winged and feathered teenager in shades.]

Okay, yeah, fuck it, I have no goddamn clue how to cook and it kind of feels like freeloading if I just let the rest of my temple do it for me. Pretty sure I can't guarantee feathers not somehow finding their way into whatever I try to make, though.