People die all the time. If they all came here it'd be overrun. Obviously the people in charge - Bishamon's and Amaterasu's bosses - are picking their favorites. That's how cute little girls like you got picked.

[He can't figure any other reason someone like him could ascend to godhood as well as a tiny kid. Someone's got a sick sense of humor.]

Where else they go... well, not even the gods like going there, I hear.