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[moonlitknight]

From: Hades
Date: June 14

[ The recording starts showing Zero with an unamused shinki on his shoulder. ]

The temple of Chikusa's god. Where is it?

[Chikusa's apathetic voice chimes in.]

Someone please tell the god of festival stalls to leave me alone....


[ooc: After this. Zero. Chikusa. ]

Comments

[disciplineking]

Well I see someone has finally gotten tired of your existance. If only it could've been me.

[kokuyoyo]

[Oh wow who invited this loser]

You're still existing... unfortunate.

[disciplineking]

You're not strong enough to ever erase me from this world.

[moonlitknight]

[ Again. No one seems surprised by this. Chikusa... sad to say, but you've got a reputation. ]

You know him?

[disciplineking]

Unfortunately.

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[kokuyoyo]

He stole the food I was grilling.

[Clearly Zero has a thing against thieves, so maybe he'll go harass Hibari instead of Chikusa. One can dream.]

[audio]

[reformedsinner]

Actually, I think he's the god of hell!

Do you need a hand with that, Chikusa?

[audio]

[kokuyoyo]

He's making my life hell right now....

[Yeah he doesn't care that you have him over your shoulder, Zero]

He won't leave me alone, Hakkai.

[audio]

[reformedsinner]

Did you happen to pick his pocket?

[moonlitknight]

[ Zero looks down at the recording, one hand firmly curled around his passenger. ]

The god of Hell.

[ He doesn't know any gods of Hell. ]

Where's his temple?

[ And at that question, his brows crease. ]

You don't sound surprised.

[ Like at all... Has he stolen from you too? ]

Video, from Hestia

[small_reservations]

[Oh my god. He's still not sure if he can say that, but he's just. Facepalming on camera.]

Is this what you call something annoying? You've been abducted, Chikusa. What is anyone supposed to do with this?

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[kokuyoyo]

....I'm not injured or being tortured..... So it's not bothersome...

....We should still get a new ricecooker, Axel-sama.

[moonlitknight]

[ 'Axel-sama' he hears Chikusa respond and quickly looks over the network to find - ]

You're his god?

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[pineapplet]

[Chrome doesn't roll her eyes upwards in a quiet prayer to ease her of her suffering here, but it's a near thing. Instead she faces the camera with a carefully blank expression of one who has probably had to deal with this (or similar) far too often.]

Was he stealing...? ['Again' is the implication there, and for a brief second there's a flicker of indulgent amusement before her expression smooths out again.]

[moonlitknight]

I caught him in the act.

[ Tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, but no good. ]

[kokuyoyo]

I don't see why it matters to anyone else....

[It was just a few things, god. It's not like he robbed the cash register. He was just getting ground seaweed, and ginger!]

[Video]

[welcome_home]

[ Hey she knows that voice!

Have an alarmed six-year-old. ]

Is Chikusa okay??

[Video]

[kokuyoyo]

[Oh hey, he also knows that voice, and Chikusa responds with his own phone. He is still clearly being carried over Zero's shoulder.]

He's just being annoying at me...

[moonlitknight]

He's fine.

[Audio]

[cryptaesthesia]

[In the driest tone imaginable:]

It sounds like someone needs divine intervention.

[Audio]

[kokuyoyo]

[Crawford. Crawford. Oh my god. You're lucky that this is on audio because Chikusa is giving the most judging look.]

I don't remember making any prayers to this particular god....

[moonlitknight]

[ To the point: ]

Do you know his god?

[Video]

[wadoichimonji]

[completely amused Zoro, staring from one guy who looks vaguely familiar to the other, who he totally knows.]

Yo, what did you do?

[Video]

[kokuyoyo]

I was just getting some groceries....

[via theft but listen]

[moonlitknight]

I caught him stealing - again.