HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT 01

[onepunching]

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 9:43
From: saitama

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hey im new and kinda wondering some stuff and wanna see if anyone can help.

do gods get paid for the stuff we do?
and does my fridge refill automatically or am i screwed here?

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[scrap_metal]

[ Genos leans to check the fridge, as he was told to and... ]

How is that possible? [ he's equally taken aback, and he does the closing and opening the fridge again. Then he looks at Saitama, or rather god Radegast right next to him and a realization dawns at him. ]

Just moments ago, you got hungry, yes? [ The stomach growl was a dead giveaway ] This is your house. Perhaps it responds to your needs.

[1/2]

[onepunching]

Yea my stomach growled so-- ah! You really think so?!

[ Saitama has no idea whether or not this was true, but the idea holds up somewhat. He was hungry and wanted food, and now he has it. Sounds simple enough for a god to accomplish. ]

!!

Stand back, Genos... I'm gonna try something. [ Saitama closes his eyes and focuses. He imagines what he's been hoping for and missing this whole time. ]

[2/2]

[onepunching]

[ Saitama is silent for several moments and opens his eyes to see if his attempt worked.

The disappointment is clear on his face. ]

Aw crap. I guess you can't wish for manga or video games.

[scrap_metal]

Perhaps it only responds to actual needs, as opposed to whims?

[ Yeah Genos notes that down too, it's important experiment telling them how the hell this house works ]

Maybe try wishing for something else that is either more of a necessity... or is simply more specific.

[onepunching]

[ Are you saying entertainment isn't an actual need?! ]

Uh... a necessity... or specific...

[ He tries his best to imagine something but struggles with it. ] I can't think of anything. What do you want Genos? Maybe I can get somethin' for you.

[scrap_metal]

[ Genos just shrugs. ] I don't any have wishes or desires. Unless getting my memories back, counts.

[ That's actually kind of boring. And sad. ]

[onepunching]

Oh.

I don't think I can do that, but I wish I could.

[ Saitama had thought about Genos' memory situation before. Sometimes he considered that maybe it was better for Genos this way. He didn't have to have the weight of his family's tragedy on his shoulders. Although, Saitama knew that it was incredibly selfish to even consider that Genos would be better off forgetting. He was a little nervous about how Genos would react if he regained his memories and realized he had forgotten his family for so long.

Saitama also missed having his old friend around. ]

Let's just forget about this for now. What matters is that we have food now.

[scrap_metal]

No, it's okay. I know you can't [ If he could there would be more shinki with their memories back. And they are non-existent ] You already done much for me, I appreciate it.

[ he takes a look into the fridge aaand ]

It still lacks soy sauce. [ That's like a most basic ingredient. How there can not be a soy sauce ]

[onepunching]

Ah! No way! [ He looks into the fridge and moves some bottles and containers around. No soy sauce to be found. ]

Hah... you weren't kidding. Guess we have to go shopping anyways.