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[doestheickyjobs]

Posted: 20 Mar 2016 01:15
From: Axel

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just checking!

has anyone ever heard of a god's temple not letting people in? making them feel unwelcome. that kind of thing.

how do you fix it?

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[doestheickyjobs]

It's a nice thought, but she swears there's nothing.

[Axel shrugs helplessly, and heads back out into the forest, hands in his pockets. He tilts his head back to look at the sky glinting through the leaves.

Sure is pretty around here. Shame about the atmosphere problem.]

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[He texts back at Roxas a bit, still lingering near the front door without getting close enough to feel the "aura". His attention is mostly on his phone.

Helpfully, he offers up another possibility:] Or she's keeping it from you.

[doestheickyjobs]

I'm not sleeping in the place. If she's lying about being creeped out, she's got more willpower than me for sticking around in that, plus, it's her loss if there's something actually wrong with it.

[Axel tosses a smirk over his shoulder at Add.]

So, hey, who knows? It'd be her loss if she's lying, not mine.

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No, I meant she could be causing that influence in some way, or it could be having a wildly different effect on herself. Since we don't know what her motive might be, it's not completely ruled out.

[Maybe it's unlikely if they only consider the information that they know, but there could still be details they're missing. Something to keep in mind.]

But judging from her other responses I wouldn't consider it high on my list just now... if it were part of a conspiracy, she wouldn't be offering to help with it so easily—

[...and then he stops, frowning at his phone.] What?

[cloak]

[And there he is, right behind them. How long he's been there is something of a mystery - Roxas hasn't ever been the sort to announce his presence to others. He'd said as much via text anyway. There he is, waiting for whatever this thing is Add actually wants a hand with.

It's probably for science. That'd make sense for Add.

But since clearly he's given indication that he's there, he pockets his phone and folds his arms across his chest]

So what'd you want?

[doestheickyjobs]

Oh, hey there, Roxas. Just go open the temple door for me, could you?

Thanks.

[Axel's mouth tilts in a smirk.]

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[Even with the advance warning, he still jumps noticeably when Roxas suddenly speaks up behind him... at least he resists the urge to yelp or spin around like a coward, though his eyes do shift colour reflexively.

He clears his throat loudly, settling back into a scowl.]

What he said. [Add's input was very necessary...]

[cloak]

[It's a simple enough request, and Roxas' keyblades shimmer into his grip. Surely there must be something preventing their passage, or they wouldn't have called him here...right?

So he approaches the doors, stopping a short distance away to level a keyblade in their direction. A moment of silence before he tips his head curiously to one side]

...They aren't locked.

[doestheickyjobs]

Nah. I didn't say it was going to be hard.

You can put the Keyblades away, too! [And is it normal for somebody to have two of them, anyway? Aren't Keyblades one to a customer? He wishes he could actually remember, beyond that vague feeling that it's weird.

Everything's been weird, and Axel blames most of it on his memory.]

The only person you'll find in there is Pippa, and you don't need to fight her.

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... Is he seriously this dense? [he said that out loud, but whatever.

Judging you so hard Roxas. So much judging.

Just touch the stupid door already.]

[cloak]

[He'll dismiss his weapons, huffing out a vexed breath. Not that data ever needed to breathe, but it's something he maintains out of a strange force of borrowed habit]

Then what'd you need me for?

[It's clearly entirely possible for them to open the doors on their own, if they're not locked in any way, shape, or form]

[doestheickyjobs]

Trying something out. The point isn't to open the doors, it's to see what it's like for different people opening them.

So, give it a shot, okay?

[cloak]

Fair enough.

[He did suggest that Axel gather information...he just didn't expect that he'd be a part of the process.

But since he's here, he marches up to the doors and pulls one open]

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[Add sighs. Finally, some kind of progress. Maybe they can get some usually data now...]

Do you notice anything unusual? Anything at all, and describe it in detail.

[doestheickyjobs]

[Axel, meanwhile, is watching dubiously, arms crossed, from a safe distance. He'd started feeling uncomfortable right outside the doors of the temple himself. It gets worse inside.

So is Roxas feeling it, or not? Or is he just putting on a tough front?

Man, Axel's going to be mad if it's just shinki that get the effect.]

[cloak]

[Roxas peers into the temple, head ducking through the space between the doors before he steps back and closes them with a soft click]

It feels like darkness does.

[And he supposes since Add doesn't remember discussion of such things, such an answer would probably only make any intuitive sense to Axel. Since it's a situation that Axel needs resolved, it's surely fine if he understands what's being said, right?]

I don't think it is, but...

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[Yeah, that answer makes no goddamn sense to Add. He pauses, waiting for Roxas to elaborate.]

... A metaphor isn't what I'd call "describing it in detail". [he hates his god so much]

[doestheickyjobs]

You think? It doesn't smell like darkness.

[If anything, there's a faint odor of perfume. Roxas is right, though, the discomfort's familiar. Axel steps closer, running his hand over the doorframe.

Huh. Yeah.]

So how's Pippa hanging out in there with no trouble, then?

[He's too interested by the information to notice Add's annoyance. So the kid doesn't know what darkness feels like? That's probably a good sign, right? Axel might not know what his experience is, but he knows an intimate acquaintance with darkness isn't great for anyone.]

[cloak]

It's not a metaphor. Darkness and light as forces have a feeling to them - darkness is often foreboding, if not menacing. Worlds plunged into darkness, for example, may have an unwelcoming air.

[Something resembling elaboration, as he folds his arms across his chest. He'd had to explain darkness to Add before, but it was easier when he could describe it in terms of Add's experiences and the darkness he carried within him at that time.

It was very prominent to his senses, especially once he'd started that venture that nearly destroyed Monad]

It might be some kind of magic, if it doesn't affect her. Who all have you had try getting near this building?

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[Oh. Well, okay, fine, maybe he'll let that one pass... although it still kind of annoys him that apparently Axel understood that even though Add didn't.]

So far, we can only conclude that it doesn't discriminate between god or shinki. It's possible she's the only one unaffected, but we'd need more data to be sure. [Unless Axel tested anyone else before Add arrived, it would just be them. Three people (four including Pippa) is far from being a proper collection of sample data.]

[doestheickyjobs]

Just me, plus you two so far. And I'm not feeling it at other temples, either.

[Axel crosses his arms, considering the door.

Well... so it's not because of their being gods or shinki. And it's not about whose shinki they are, because he's Pippa's, and if anyone outside her should be welcome in the place, isn't it him?]

[cloak]

Just the three of us...

[Two shinki and a god. That eliminated the possibility that only shinki were affected. So what else set Pippa apart from them that could easily be discerned?

He weighs that thought for a few moments before commenting further]

She's a god like me, but she's a girl and I'm not. You should see if another girl's affected, since that's the most obvious difference between her and us, without learning more about her.

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[... Well, that would be the next obvious choice. They need more data to work with either way.]

A female shinki and a different female god would be most effective, then. Still, there could be other factors we're not considering, so we should perform further testing on individuals of both genders and castes. At least three or four of each should paint a clearer picture of the criteria.

[doestheickyjobs]

You seriously think that could be it? I didn't think about...

[He glances at Add. Three or four people? Of each possible group? Ugh.] Look, let's just see if there's anything different about anybody showing up before you start parading tour groups through here, got it?

I'll see if I can find anybody to ask. Thanks.

[cloak]

If all else fails, you can offer free food.

[He shrugs, having seen this tactic work before.

Offer people food and they'll probably show up, Monad had taught him that among other things]