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Posted: 23 May
From: Masaki Kurosaki

Ok, two things. Kind of related, kind of not, but I didn't want to post twice; that seems like kind of a waste of space.

One, are there any shinki that want to practice borderlines together? We could do it at one of the unused temples on the Far Shore.

Two, and I'm being serious about this! Completely!

What's your favourite kind of muffin?

Edit: Since so many people are interested, we'll be meeting at the Sand temple on the 25th! Directions can be found below, as well as a photo!

If you can, PLEASE BRING 1 bottle of HOLY WATER just in case!

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cool
not that theyll be amewsed by it because cats are stingy as fuck but oh well

damn straight
muffin shaming should be a criminal act
or at least as criminal an act as you can get in the heavens
i dont really know how that works here i should probably read up on that

I guess they want some effort put into it but that's ok

yeaaaaah
I dunno what *is* a criminal act in the heavens
I mean
Can we do what we want or?

well i mean
theres enough casual power walking around here that anyone doing seriously fucked up shit is going to get half the heavens on their ass
because sure theres some shit people here but im pretty sure the majority still at least have issues with like
flagrant random murder
or whatever your terrible crime of choice is here

true

most people would think that's wrong, or I'd like to think

be kinda bad if there was no morals or ethics for something like that

Among gods and shinki and all

[What would happen, she does not want to think about.]

well theres at least a few dicks of that tier here probably
and im pretty sure most of them know better than to do that openly for fear of a heavenly boot in the ass
like that god who lost his shit a couple days after i got here though i dont remember most of the details there
mostly just that he got fucking destroyed for it

Probably
I think that would be a mall's worth of heaven boots or something
But uh
god losing it
that sounds pretty bad
Like he got stomped into the dirt

idk man there were weird ayakashi and fucked up graffiti
i didnt see much of the actual showdown
and by much i mean any
but if he didnt get his ass gloriously killed i figure hed be back by now
especially since im pretty sure the department upstairs mentioned finding stuff about mad god resurrection schemes

maybe he got replaced, he could have gone home like i hope happens for other gods

Mad god resurrection schemes? You're pulling my leg, aren't you?

maybe
he was a pretty major god in the japanese pantheon i think uh
susanoo
im pretty sure
so getting replaced seems likely

for once i am certifiably not actually fucking with you
someone from upper management mentioned they found notes that guy made about some death faking shenanigans
like i said the details are fuzzy but it was definitely mad god resurrection scheme territory
ok maybe not resurrection but pretend resurrection is close enough right

Wow

This god seems kind of terrible

Not that I know much of anything about the resurrection god things
But still that does sound pretty crazy-it's like faking their own death as a human right

yeah if i remember right he went full out evil mastermind speech on here
shitty math puns and all
so hes definitely crazy
only crazy people like math its one of the irrefutable laws of the universe

I don't think you can call yourself an evil mastermind if you're making math puns in your speech but that's just me

well

if they're LAME then that makes him kinda a low humor evil mastermind

dude how can you call yourself an evil mastermind if youre not making puns in your speech
and math is the one fucking certifiable one hundred percent evil topic nobody can argue your evil cred if youre that into

they definitely went over the head of anyone who stopped paying attention past elementary school math
so probably like
tryhard
instead of lame

Why would an evil mastermind have math puns in his evil reveal speech?

I can't see it

But I can see them being a try hard
I'd almost be sorry for them if they weren't causing all that harm

ok im starting to think youve never actually encountered any evil masterminds
theyre all over that shit its part of being the kind of obsessive fucknuts that tend to become evil masterminds

hey you can totally know someone is evil and also be sadly aware of their tryhardiness
its a fine and delicate balance that risks breaking the laws of the universe if you skew too hard to either side
or just the laws of common decency one or the other

I guess I've been deprived of evil masterminds in my life

but I can't say that it feels like I've been missing out? Or maybe i dunno
I think I've just lost track of the conversation entirely

truly a shame
you should get on that
make a public call on the internet for evil masterminds in your area

im surprised you lasted this long
most people lose track of a conversation with me the first time i open my mouth

Thanks but no thanks

Sooo do I get a gold star for keeping up with you until now?

your loss

nah gold stars are for chumps
i can give you a far cooler orange feather though

You know what I'll take that orange feather it sounds pretty cool

i can give it to you at the practice thing
we just gotta wait for one to moult which will probably take like two seconds being real

Cool! Wait, you're molting? You have feathers????

yeah uh
im just gonna leave that whole explanation until we meet not online
because im not even sure i could explain myself accurately enough to be of any use here
orange feathery asshole is my usual standby and thats not real comprehensive

Oooookay

I'll just picture you as a orange feathery poof ball until we meet then

this is less inaccurate than you probably think