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Posted: 23 May
From: Masaki Kurosaki

Ok, two things. Kind of related, kind of not, but I didn't want to post twice; that seems like kind of a waste of space.

One, are there any shinki that want to practice borderlines together? We could do it at one of the unused temples on the Far Shore.

Two, and I'm being serious about this! Completely!

What's your favourite kind of muffin?

Edit: Since so many people are interested, we'll be meeting at the Sand temple on the 25th! Directions can be found below, as well as a photo!

If you can, PLEASE BRING 1 bottle of HOLY WATER just in case!

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Aa. Ja ne.

[Now to go work on the damage toll for the night...]

the most seriously anything can ever be
i mean its the perfect crime
nobody would want to overthrow cats so there goes all plans for uprising right from the outset

yeah someone i talked to the other week said something about it not being the apple time of year
nature made a big mistake there all the year should be apple time of year
but theres a shitload of apple types imported doesnt really narrow it down any

I suppose that's true. Well, I guess you'll have to get better at reading the texts ne?

I'll let you do that.

I guess so! I'll have to work on it!

But thank you, and take care okay~?

I think you missed a pun or two there but that's okay
I don't think it'd be hard to uprise and win against cats but who knows? I've never had a cat, I don't think!

but yeah

it's the expensive time of year for apples
better to get strawberries or something but who wants a strawberry or cherry muffin?

They do throw all the shinki right into the deep end here, yeah?

[Gods who had powers before, at least they have some idea of what to do with them...]

Yeah, we really are. No memories, no reassurances...we have to trust blindly.

[And powers are kind of stumbled on.]

oh shit right
the purrfect crime
giving all potential uprisings paws for thought
is that better

i dunno i mean apples are the shit but dont hate on strawberries and cherries
theres room for all kinds of fruits in the utopia that is muffin land

you could probably do pretty much anything
chocolate, strawberry
even something weird like coffee would probably work

A coffee muffin huh

It'd be perfect to go with coffee really or make it into a coffee cake muffin maybe

I'll have to look it up

Much better thank you, I think you put in purrfect tribute to our nyan lords!

I dunno if I'd put them all in one muffin
but ok
everyone can love every type of fruit muffin as they want
no one shames anyone for muffins

cool
not that theyll be amewsed by it because cats are stingy as fuck but oh well

damn straight
muffin shaming should be a criminal act
or at least as criminal an act as you can get in the heavens
i dont really know how that works here i should probably read up on that

I guess they want some effort put into it but that's ok

yeaaaaah
I dunno what *is* a criminal act in the heavens
I mean
Can we do what we want or?

well i mean
theres enough casual power walking around here that anyone doing seriously fucked up shit is going to get half the heavens on their ass
because sure theres some shit people here but im pretty sure the majority still at least have issues with like
flagrant random murder
or whatever your terrible crime of choice is here

true

most people would think that's wrong, or I'd like to think

be kinda bad if there was no morals or ethics for something like that

Among gods and shinki and all

[What would happen, she does not want to think about.]

Trusting blindly is dangerous, too. Especially with all these gods who were never gods before! But miss is so confident and happy. Zeno hopes it stays that way. [He hasn't even stumbled on his yet.]

In due time, Masaki-san.

You're welcome, I suppose. I will don't worry.

well theres at least a few dicks of that tier here probably
and im pretty sure most of them know better than to do that openly for fear of a heavenly boot in the ass
like that god who lost his shit a couple days after i got here though i dont remember most of the details there
mostly just that he got fucking destroyed for it

True! We take a HUGE risk right from the start.

But in any case! I want to stay confident and happy too! And I want Zeno-chan to be happy and confident too!

[Maybe it's for the best? Maybe.]

Probably
I think that would be a mall's worth of heaven boots or something
But uh
god losing it
that sounds pretty bad
Like he got stomped into the dirt

idk man there were weird ayakashi and fucked up graffiti
i didnt see much of the actual showdown
and by much i mean any
but if he didnt get his ass gloriously killed i figure hed be back by now
especially since im pretty sure the department upstairs mentioned finding stuff about mad god resurrection schemes

maybe he got replaced, he could have gone home like i hope happens for other gods

Mad god resurrection schemes? You're pulling my leg, aren't you?

maybe
he was a pretty major god in the japanese pantheon i think uh
susanoo
im pretty sure
so getting replaced seems likely

for once i am certifiably not actually fucking with you
someone from upper management mentioned they found notes that guy made about some death faking shenanigans
like i said the details are fuzzy but it was definitely mad god resurrection scheme territory
ok maybe not resurrection but pretend resurrection is close enough right

[...what...did you call him...]

Oh no... should Zeno learn how to fight, then, too? It's something Zeno thinks about every so often.

[N...othing?]

If you want! Maybe. It couldn't hurt if you knew defence at least?

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