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Date: 22 May (Morning)
Posted By: Anonymous

[ Bakugou avoids filming himself, but silently showcases one of the rooms inside Izuku's apartment-like temple as if he were on some sort of reality show. Look at those appliances! Look at how cozy that bed is, with its rumpled sheets and fluffy pillows! What on earth is this? Why is he doing this?

And what should you know before you try to stay at this airbnb? ]

8/10 needs better room service but not terrible
knock on door (ignore hole) and ask for aidos

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[5yenwish]

[Oh snap! Well, that claim probably shouldn't have been made, oops. But anyway!]

I'm the amazing Yato-sama! And I'm here about the nice place for.... sale? Rent? I dunno, the ad didn't say.

[That wasn't an ad Yato. But okay.]

[fullcowl]

Ad...? Oh, the thing Kacchan put up.

If you need a place to stay, we've got a lot of extra rooms.

[5yenwish]

[...this is turning a way he doesn't want. But he very vehemently shakes his head.]

No, no! I just want the place. I'd be happy giving you...

[A coin flashes into his hand and he smirks.]

A little something for it.

[fullcowl]

Sorry, but I'm not comfortable selling. It's my home.

[Almost literally, it's a bear exact realization replica of his apartment at home.]

[5yenwish]

[....

And now it's time for Yato to pout.]

But I thought that guy was offering it up!!

[fullcowl]

Ah... Kacchan doesn't live here, he just broke in.

[5yenwish]

.......

[Yato's response is silence for a long few moments.

And then...]

So I can't just live here...?

[fullcowl]

... I can get you an apartment if you need one? I'm not using the whole complex.

[5yenwish]

[Nonono, that's no better than what he's doing now! Ahhhh!!!]

No way! I don't need your handouts!

[But you were just going to take his house...? Yeah, okay.]

[fullcowl]

... You were about to take my house.

[5yenwish]

Yes, but that's a completely different thing!

[Yato waves a hand dismissively.]

It was being offered! Like, you know, to be mine! Not just a rental or something.

[Pretty sure that's not what the 'ad' said, but okay.]

[fullcowl]

... That's not what Kacchan said either.

He talked about room service.

[5yenwish]

[Yato throws his hands up.]

Look, I didn't pay that much attention! I just thought I could get a free place out of the deal!

[At least he's admitting it now...]

[fullcowl]

[...

Ah.]

It's a good idea to pay more attention to things like that.

... Do you not have your own place?

[He was pretty sure everyone had somewhere to live.]

[5yenwish]

[He doesn't need a lecture from you, kid!! ;; Why do children always want to lecture him? Wehhhh.

But he just huffs, like a child.]

...no. I've got land here though! I'm a legit god!!

[fullcowl]

[... Yato, are you sure you're an adult?]

I believe you.

[Sort of? He sounds kind of defensive about being a real god.]

[5yenwish]

[He is definitely not an adult. Oops.

...after a few moments, he lets out a sigh and runs a hand through his hair.]

Sorry... I guess I just got a little too excited. Ah well, it's not so bad crashing with Kofuku anyway...

[fullcowl]

... It's fine, really.

[Now that he's fairly certain Yato isn't going to buy his house.]

Who's Kofuku?

[5yenwish]

[Yato has to do a quick double take. Oh, right! A lot of the new gods wouldn't know her by that name, would they? Oh wow, he's not really sure how to answer that!]

She's a god that I stay with! Very nice, kinda ditzy.

[He... he doesn't want to out her... orz]

[fullcowl]

[Izuku's met Bishamon and has heard of Amaterasu, but really not that much else.]

I'm glad you have a place to stay.

[5yenwish]

[;;; that's almost sad and patronizing??? But Yato just sighs.]

Yeah. You new gods are lucky, you get all this provided for you.

[He makes a gesture to incorporate Izuku's house.]

[fullcowl]

I'm... I'm really thankful. But I'm not sure why it looks exactly like my apartment at home.

[5yenwish]

[He narrows his eyes at Izuku.]

...probably cause that's what you wanted? I dunno how you new gods work!

[Hands in the air!]

[fullcowl]

It seems like nobody does.

Most of the other temples I've seen look like they're supposed to belong to the god we're... filling in for.

[5yenwish]

[Yato shrugs.]

Gods are a strange, mystical thing, you know. Just because some temples look a certain way doesn't mean everyone's is gonna pull it off the right way.