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[shockshot]

Posted: May 14
From: Masaki

Hey everyone! This might sound a little out there, and I'm still new, but! I couldn't keep this to myself, not when it sounds like so much fun!

There's this place that does something called karaoke? Which from what get is where you go to a place, and they have all these songs that you can sing! And you can sing with other people too. Maybe you know the song, maybe you don't, but I think it's half the fun!

They do group discounts too! And they have liquor and food and stuff to help people keep singing.

So if we were to book a couple of nights from now...who'd want to come?!

Comments

[hamonfisted]

Oh yeah? Did you miss me much?

[Did she...]

[shockshot]

Maaaaybe~ it is nice to have a friendly face around!

[hamonfisted]

My face is one of the friendliest around.

Then I'll be there. Are you going to sing?

[shockshot]

Big and friendly, that's you! Hahaha!

Wonderful! I'm looking forward to seeing you! I'm so gonna sing. I've no idea what but I'm gonna sing!

[hamonfisted]

I barely know anything about musicians these days. How about you pick a song for me, and I'll pick one for you.

Deal?

[shockshot]

I don't know any either, so! It's a deal!

[hamonfisted]

Hehehe, don't think I won't go and research something super embarrassing for you to sing now that you've agreed.

[But research takes effort Joseph.]

[shockshot]

Weh, how mean! Well, I'm going to see if I can find you something super cute to sing. Take that!

[Oh, what a dire threat, a big man being adorable.]

[hamonfisted]

Super cute?! Oh no!

[Maybe he'll need the liquid courage of alcohol after all.]

We could finish it off with a duet picked by someone else. I might need the alcohol depending on how that goes.

[shockshot]

Yeah! Toootaly cute~

But a duet? Ooooh, and I don't know if I'm old enough to drink you know. But maybe I will! But you'll have to ask me super nicely before we do it!]

[hamonfisted]

If they give you any guff, we'll just flash our extremely legitimate IDs, and they'll never know the difference.

Or just have Dio do all the ordering. He's the oldest coot I know! We can put it on his tab too.

[shockshot]

Fake IDs? How do you even get those?!

That's also kind of mean. I'm pretty sure there's some people around here older then him, and I'm not even talking about the old gods.

[hamonfisted]

I honestly don't know, I don't even have an ID in the first place.

This internet has plenty of answers to that, I'm sure.

[Joseph no.]

I guess you're right... Technically speaking, if these calendars are correct, I'm pretty old too.

[shockshot]

Neither do I...I came here in like, a giant tee shirt. No wallet or any sort of ID. Weird huh?

I'm not sure the internet can help, but you could look? Maybe one of the other gods or shinki knows about this sort of thing?

[Don't encourage him Masaki.]

Ah...so are you saying I'm hanging out with a couple of old guys? Huh.

[hamonfisted]

Only a tee shirt?

[God, don't give him something to picture.]

You must have been cold!

[H..hahaha!]

Maybe I can ask around, but I barely know any of the other gods and shinki, you know? Any leads on who might know something about that?

And don't hurt our old people feelings.

[shockshot]

And socks, and shoes! I was a little cold, but thankfully my god made sure I was warm and cleaned up!

But I know a few! There's....Add, I think, and a couple of other people!

Teehee~I guess I won't go around making sure you need to cross the street then~

[hamonfisted]

[None of this helps him have any less of a dirty mind, and he needs to slow his roll.

At least he's learned Add's name. Files that away.]

Add, like one add one equals two? That's a peculiar name.

[Why are there so many weird names. Joseph doesn't know.]

You wouldn't help me cross the street?
What about helping me when I fall and can't get up?

[shockshot]

[Slow down the love train Jojo.]

Yeah, that! It's not the weirdest name, and he seems all right. Eno knows a thing or two too I think!

...though I'm not sure if I can pull you up, I'll try!

[hamonfisted]

[But the caboose is loose.]

Alright, thanks for the leads. I'll see what I can find out.

I might lay on the ground for days at that rate. What a cruel fate for me, will I survive?

Though I have to wonder if gods actually age, now...

[shockshot]

[Screw that caboose back on!]

Share if you can? That'd be cool!

But I don't think gods age. I could roll you if you want, like that water barrel we found. I'll find something to prop you up eventually.

[hamonfisted]

Of course.

As long as you prop me up somewhere comfortable, I can live with being rolled.

wait.

Oh my god, does that mean I'm actually immortal?!

[Sometimes the important things are what take the longest time to sink in.]

[shockshot]

Can do~!

But...I think we all are? Technically? Gods more then shinki?

[Mostly immortal anyway.]

[hamonfisted]

Technically, I think so.
I'm not about to test that, anyway.

Some other time, when I'm feeling daring and stupid.

[shockshot]

Sooooo when you're drunk?

[hamonfisted]

What!!!

I never make stupid decisions when I'm drunk!

[Now there's one for the books.]