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[wadoichimonji]

Posted: May 12, 2016
From: Zoro

Hhow do i het the thing that fixes my trxts to work again? It stopped working and now incant type ajythig.

[Zoro's autocorrect stopped working.]

Comments

[shadepossessed]

[Beautiful...]

even your little "fonger"?

[will she ever get tired of sassing people on the internet? signs point to no.]

[wadoichimonji]

Hwy no need to be mesn

And yes, even my littlr fingrr

[shadepossessed]

what the hell how big are your hands

[wadoichimonji]

callous male it difficult, not the sixe

[shadepossessed]

i didnt ask if you were a dude or a lady

oh wait never mind

fucking hell man

you said they were too big in the first place so i dont know what you want from me

[wadoichimonji]

Help would ne nice.

Theyre thick and lonh, thats what i meanr

[shadepossessed]

i could make a really disgusting suggestion but thats not much help either im betting

[wadoichimonji]

Now I'm curious. what werr you goin to suggest?

[shadepossessed]

well ive got a 50/50 chance theres another little fonger down below that isnt very thick and long at all

[wadoichimonji]

Youre hilarious! Thats perfect.

Got anything else?

Also im a guy.

[shadepossessed]

[Oh hey, he appreciates her dick material. That's almost enough to keep her from feeling that pang of despair when he automatically equates it to being male. Mmmmn, body issues, yay.]

not off the top of my head but that last text of yours was suspiciously clear of errors

[wadoichimonji]

Yup, Eno came and helped me out, he fixed my phone and taught me how to do it in case it happens again.

You gotta tell me more of those jokes though, that was great.