Un ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

[galactically]

Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl

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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.

Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate

But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!

Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?

Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."

????????

Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!

Comments

[galactically]

like what, though? are you one of those cleaning machines?

[cloak]

Cleaning machines?

[galactically]

that's what i said. like those round and trendy vacuums that move all by themselves and suck up all the dirt off the floor

[cloak]

"round and trendy vacuums"?

[galactically]

yes!

[Hold on, let Sheryl send a picture...

ATTACHMENT: trendyvacuum.jpg

It's a drawing of a circular object with other tiny circles on top, accompanied by a handwritten note that says "It moves by itself and makes cute electrical noises!"]

[cloak]

I wasn't a machine like that.

[galactically]

draw what you look like...

[cloak]

For what reason?

I'm not a machine, but I existed in a digital world.

[galactically]

digital programs take on many forms, don't they?
i like learning about new things

⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

[cloak]

Where I'm from system entities are given the form most suited to their task.

[galactically]

then what form DO you take??
i swear if this turns into a game of 20 questions...

[cloak]

The form best suited to pain.

[Sheryl has discovered one cryptic individual.

He can do this all day really]

[galactically]

... ... ...

are you a masochist?!

[cloak]

I don't know that word.

[galactically]

don't play cheeky with me! it means you're into feeling pain

(๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

[cloak]

...Are you trying to say I like pain?

Why would anyone want to hurt?

[galactically]

you said your form was suited for pain! so i thought you were one of those kinky people...

because they have no standards

[cloak]

I needed to understand it in order to test someone.

The task ahead of him would require an ability to overcome pain.

[galactically]

overcoming pain... that's what everyone should do

i still don't understand

[cloak]

Not just his own pain, but that of others.

There are people he has to save.

[galactically]

[what]

are you some kind of empathy program, then? it sounds like you're invested in that person, whoever he is

[cloak]

No, I just know what I was made for.

[galactically]

just for that? how depressing...

（￣へ￣）

[cloak]

It was my purpose, that's all.