galactically: (point? I don't care)
Sheryl Nome ([personal profile] galactically) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-05-20 06:44 pm

Un ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl

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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.

Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate

But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!

Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?

Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."

????????

Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!
hackberrydragon: ([:3] | God I'm trying to)

Okay cool o9

[personal profile] hackberrydragon 2016-05-27 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess so.
Not everyone would probably be thrilled about being taken here in the first place and want some answers, too.

Still.
Better safe than sorry.
hackberrydragon: ([Ehhh?] And I fall at your feet)

[personal profile] hackberrydragon 2016-06-02 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how much help I'd be as a bodyguard ( ̄ー ̄;)
But that's not to say I won't try to keep you safe as possible.
hackberrydragon: ([Eh?] | To help me forget)

[personal profile] hackberrydragon 2016-06-03 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait what
I'm not out of shape!

I was just wondering what good my shinki form is going to do in a fight.
hackberrydragon: ([Ehhh?] And I fall at your feet)

[personal profile] hackberrydragon 2016-06-04 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure. (・□・;)
Hitting those monsters with me probably won't do any good.
At least I'm pretty sure I won't do as much damage as say, a sword or a real club.
hackberrydragon: ([um] | Only goes so far)

[personal profile] hackberrydragon 2016-06-11 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I do!
A whip might do more damage than I will, really.
I'm not really built for dps in this form.

That reminds me.
I hope it's not too much to ask but do you know where I can get a bamboo sword? Or a wooden one?