Un ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

[galactically]

Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl

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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.

Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate

But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!

Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?

Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."

????????

Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!

Comments

[galactically]

[First Sho, and now Hibari with his "toy with my life" spiel... has Sheryl been gaining inspiration from unusual places?

She'll be jotting it down, just in case.]

well then! does this mean i have your support for a protest? our demands for the truth and proper behavior must be met, don't you think?

[disciplineking]

I don't work with others. My agenda is my own and I will fight the heavens doing in my own way.

[That was a yes, sort of.]

[galactically]

[She'll read that as a yes... at least his message isn't a "you'll be in trouble with the gods" warning like what she received.]

that's too bad. i plan to make sure it'll be a memorable one

and how exactly are you going to fight them?

[disciplineking]

I will bite to death anyone who opposes me and the order of the school.

[galactically]

[... She may or may not be laughing. Good thing this isn't an audio feed. Does this guy have a biting fetish??]

biting alone won't help you, you know! you need to strategize

[disciplineking]

[WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HE HAS A BITING FETISH??????]

That is my strategy.

[galactically]

[BECAUSE TOO MUCH BITING]

oh come on!!
you can stand to be more creative than that!

[disciplineking]

[HE LITERALLY MEANS JUST BITING WITH TONFAS HE DOESNT HAVE A FETISH PROBABLY ]

I don't need to be creative with people who understand nothing but brute force.

[galactically]

[TONFAS...]

who says they only understand brute force?
for all we know, they could be using some psychological mind game or something

[disciplineking]

Well then, wouldn't it be a good oppurtunity to introduce them to my playing field?

[galactically]

you mean, you want them to use the same technique as you to make things fair?

[what is this talk of fighting styles, this is beyond her forte...]

[disciplineking]

Clearly you don't know how fighting works.

Using your own playing field on your enemy gains you the advantage.

[galactically]

but i've seen the battlefield with my own two eyes
every soldier fights their enemies differently, out there where both sides have something to lose

well if you're going to use your playing field, try not to get your butt kicked
(^・ω・^ )

[disciplineking]

There are wars and then there are battles that are fought alone. They're different.

All the armies in the world will not make up for your lack in power if you choose to challenge someone greater than yourself. And I've survived far too long to go down now.

[galactically]

speaking from experience, hmm?
a fighter right before me
(✿´ ꒳ ` )

in that case, i'll have to gain enough power and influence to face my current enemy
it'll take a lot of effort but just like you won't back down
Sheryl Nome won't either

[thanks Hibari for inspiring her...]