Un ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

[galactically]

Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl

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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.

Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate

But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!

Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?

Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."

????????

Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!

Comments

[piphilologize]

Sit and be symmetric? Nah, not just that. Come on, use your imagination.

[galactically]

how about a heaven-wide boycott??

[piphilologize]

Now show some flair already! You can't keep showing ∅ edge!

Burn these zetta sons of digits to the ground!

[galactically]

socially and biologically, right? ♥

[piphilologize]

You can do the math. The world's made of numbers, and it's time to start crunching them. ♥

[ Sho, no, never use ♥ again... ]

[galactically]

it's a boycott, not a massacre!! (●o≧д≦)o

[The horror that Sheryl just unleashed!]

although... there's something to be said about support in numbers

[piphilologize]

A numbers game like that function should be as beautiful as a well executed massacre. You'll put them in the red.

[galactically]

i'll need some time to plan this out
never rush a woman's mind when she's putting idiots in their place

[piphilologize]

Wouldn't think of it. When it comes to time, I got { t ∈ ℝ | t > 0, t < ∞ }.

[galactically]

... that's supposed to mean "eternity", right?

[She's not a mathematics connoisseur like Sho, alas]

[piphilologize]

Nah. For real time, I've got more than 0 & less than ∞.

Imaginary's where it gets unbounded.

[galactically]

geez you nerd...

but there's something incredible to be said about the human imagination ☆

[piphilologize]

You love it.

Human imaginations are zetta overrated. The number of them that approach any significance = infinitesimal.

[galactically]

what, then do you prefer natural spontaneity?

"natural spontaneity is greater than the human imagination", quoted by me, straight from my blog

but i see the appeal in both

[piphilologize]

"The entropy of the universe tends to a maximum." -Rudolf Clausius (1856)
But my imagination is even greater than that.

[galactically]

entropy of the universe? what is that supposed to mean?
isn't it a type of heatwave...?

[piphilologize]

Ouch! Your thermodynamics game is too zetta weak!
Entropy is disorder! Freedom! Chaos! Beauty!

[galactically]

disorder, freedom, chaos, beauty...

[Sho, guess what you did.]

i can't believe an annoying troll of all people is giving me potential lyrics to a song! (*✧×✧*)

[YOU INSPIRED HER...]

[piphilologize]

Who the factor are you calling a troll? My inspiration is formed by the sum of the unfathomable, and it's a proof you're zetta blind if you can't see performance art for what it is.

Beauty is a math problem. Flawless calculations lead to perfect beauty, but perfection becomes a problem. That's where entropy comes in. Show me what you compose some time.

[galactically]

who the hell do you think you're talking to??
i'm the woman with multiple chart-topping hits!
the numbers i make out of those don't lie!

trust me, i know performance art when i see one

i'll show you when it's complete... the chaotic beauty of it all