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[fontechnician]

Posted: 7 May
From: Anonymous

I fly, yet I have no wings. I cry, yet I have no eyes. Darkness follows me; lower light I never see.

What am I?

[A couple more are added a few minutes later:]

I can bring tears to your eyes, resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. I form in an instant but I last a life time.

What am I?

I'm measured in temperature and time, but have neither.

What am I?

Comments

[permanon]

[fontechnician]

[That it is!]

Right in one. How about another one?

Without me, nothing exists.

What am I?

[missingache]

[Hmmm... oh! He's hears this one before!]

Time

[fontechnician]

You're pretty good at this

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow.

What is tomorrow?

[He has to double check that before he posts that to make sure he didn't garble it.]

[missingache]

[..... this takes several re-reads before he can think about it properly.]

Thursday?

[fontechnician]

Right!

a rooster lays an egg at 6:00 AM. When does the farmer find it?

[missingache]

[WAIT WHAT THAT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN IN KORIKO]

Roosters don't lay eggs...

[fontechnician]

[Ah, tricky.]

Haha, that's right, they don't. You're paying attention.

[missingache]

I worked on farm.

[fontechnician]

Good reason.

well...

A young woman is attending her mother's funeral. She meets a man there she's never seen before and falls in love with him immediately. After the funeral she tries to find him but can't. Several days later she kills her sister.

Why?

[missingache]

[Please don't question how he so easily answers this it's been a weird year and a half.]

She wants to see that man again, so she needs another funeral.

[fontechnician]

[Judging him forever]

Right again.

And if the internet is to be believed, you also might be psychopathic.

[missingache]

She saw the guy at the funeral, so he knew the family, right? So if there was another family funeral, he'd show up again! I don't get how that makes me a psychopath.

[It's all very rational to him.]

[fontechnician]

It doesn't. I'm guessing the reasoning is that if you think the same way as the woman, who might be a psychopath, that might also make you the same.

It's not sound logic.

[missingache]

Maybe the person who made that riddle is the real psychopath.

1/2

[fontechnician]

It's possible. Psychopaths don't usually look much different from regular people. It's how they act that you have to watch out for.

2/2

[fontechnician]

...not the best thing to post under the name of anonymous, is it? I'm not dangerous, I promise.

[missingache]

Wouldn't a psychopath say they aren't dangerous, too?

[fontechnician]

[Dammit Roxas.]

I suppose I can't argue with that, you've got me there.

[missingache]

But I believe you. It's not like I know who you are.

[fontechnician]

Thanks.