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[saikusu]

Posted: May 5, morning
From: Saïx

I can only assume this sword was left as a gift for me, as it feels like an extension of my arm when I hold it, however I have no clue why it would be gifted to me or why it's so easy to wield. Also, the shirt was an odd additional gift. If anyone has any information regarding this gift, it would be appreciated.

Unrelated, the animal shelter I have been working at is waiving the adoption fees for all adult cats and dogs on the 6th and 7th. If anyone has been considering adopting a pet, this would be a prime time to do so. I will be working both days if anyone is concerned about being overlooked by the living employees.

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giantsword.jpg [The picture shows a claymore planted in the ground in front of Odin's temple with a white t-shirt on the handle.]

Comments

[redotiertwo]

i have wings so it pretty much just involved me coming to the stunning realisation i was hovering without actually flapping any of the relevant flappy parts of my anatomy after id been doing actual flying

its definitely a word for it
but you have a point on the madness inducing rabbit hole that is vessel froms and what the legitimate fuck is going on there

[saikusu]

I see. So you have wings and a sword sheath in your torso. Anything else unusual about you that I should know before I ask another dumb question?

How do the transformations even work? Or how are our vessel forms chosen in the first place? I'm not sure which the bigger, more maddening question is there.

[redotiertwo]

okay lets see here
neon orange
ghost butt
talons and feathers
unspeakably awesome
i think that covers everything

theyre both pretty up there in terms of prime navel contemplation material
i havent even seen enough vessel forms to make a call honestly but it sure isnt our gods actually knowing how to use them because as great as hajime is i dont think shes seen a set of turntables in her life other than me