Heaven's BBS [is it even actually??? edition]

[piphilologize]

Posted: 14 Mar 2016 03:14
From: SUSANOO
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It's x4 a celebration, you zetta sons of digits! Today marks the inception of the greatest god: ME.

Consider this a hostile takeover of a |lame holiday|. IT'S MY DAY! π DAY!

It's t = 0 to a whole new game. Failures will be erased.

Comments

[piphilologize]

I'm not seeing a proof of that.
You don't appreciate the perfection inherent in π.
So zetta lame.

[galactically]

pi, right?
it has competition for appreciation when it sounds like a delicious dessert~

[piphilologize]

Nailed it.
But it's like you have -(sense of aesthetics).

[galactically]

oh please
a one of a kind pie design has more appeal to me
than a symbol i see everyday on math textbooks

[piphilologize]

Ouch. Where's your sense of beauty?

[galactically]

it's in front of your screen
you're talking to a real beauty right now ♥

[piphilologize]

Are we talking the Callan-Symanzik equation beautiful, or more Pythagorean theorem?

[galactically]

my face is very symmetrical, let's put it that way

[piphilologize]

I'm zetta interested.
If it's radial symmetry.

[galactically]

i'll show you radial symmetry! be amazed

[There's a short delay between messages. Why? It's this.

ATTACHMENT: sherylnome.jpg

It's a selfie of a grinning Sheryl making a peace sign with one hand and holding a written note in the other. It's neatly written, too: "Listen up, math nerd, I'm only doing this once! This service doesn't come by often~ -- Sheryl"

And underneath that message is a drawn right triangle — one side is A, the bottom side is B, and the hypotenuse is C.]

[piphilologize]

Simple, but elegant. Gotta appreciate some a² + b² = c².

[galactically]

i knew you'd approve ♥
truly a once in a lifetime opportunity

[piphilologize]

Not knowing radial from bilateral makes you zetta lopsided though. Too bad. It's a nice triangle.

[galactically]

lopsided?? excuse if i'm not a math nerd like you
ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[piphilologize]

[ There's a delay, and then a link to selfie of Sho holding a doodle that demonstrates the difference between radial and bilateral symmetry.]

No excuses! Math is beauty! You're lopsided by your own definition! Q.E.D.

[galactically]

okay so i got them both mixed up, but that's easily fixed! everyone makes mistakes, duh

still doesn't change the fact that my face is symmetrical, anyway!

（；¬＿¬)

[piphilologize]

Bilaterally, sure. You'd have to be a hell of a half-blind hectopascal to miss that.

[galactically]

i know what that is already!

so annoying

=A=