Heaven's BBS [is it even actually??? edition]

[piphilologize]

Posted: 14 Mar 2016 03:14
From: SUSANOO
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It's x4 a celebration, you zetta sons of digits! Today marks the inception of the greatest god: ME.

Consider this a hostile takeover of a |lame holiday|. IT'S MY DAY! π DAY!

It's t = 0 to a whole new game. Failures will be erased.

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[konobakazaru]

What's n day

[disciplineking]

How about for a present, I send you to hell?

[piphilologize]

For fuck's sake, Monkey, it's π!
π! PI! Irrational! Transcendental! |Perfect|!
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494!!!

[konobakazaru]

What do all those numbers have to do with pie

Do we get to eat pie

Is that part of the holiday

[reformedsinner]

This year it works if you're rounding at the ten-thousandths place!

Are you offering to throw a party?

[piphilologize]

Read the rules: "Failures will be erased."
Who do you think you are, hectopascal?

[piphilologize]

It feels like x2 find a way to beat you with yourself.
π = circumference/diameter of a circle.
Where's pW? Tell that dim bulb to make a pie.

[piphilologize]

That'd = a job for my minions.

[disciplineking]

[go fuck yourself sho]

Failures shall be erased? Then why are you still yipping like a stray dog?

The only thing I am to you is your death.

[reformedsinner]

Will Goku be catering?

[This should be fun.]

[piphilologize]

New question: why the factor do I care who you are?

BBS: EnoT

[hackberrydragon]

Your birthday's on pi day?

[ Lookit this massive math nerd on the bbs gosh. ]

[piphilologize]

Zetta duh. That's what I said.
For values of birth.

BBS: Sheryl

[galactically]

what's with all the math??
this is so nerdy

＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

[piphilologize]

If that's the defining function, the party's already over.

[hackberrydragon]

So did you decide to go with math puns as your thing because of your birthday?

[disciplineking]

You tell me. You were the one to hoard snacks and insult me by saying such disgusting things.

It's only reasonable for me to bite you to death.

[piphilologize]

[ He'd be irritated by this, but... he's so confused. ]

Reiterate that function for me.

[piphilologize]

Hey, I can't account for all you tasteless tetrahedrons.

[piphilologize]

It isn't a function of puns.

[galactically]

tasteless??

i'll have you know that i'm a lady with refined taste, thank you very much

[piphilologize]

I'm not seeing a proof of that.
You don't appreciate the perfection inherent in π.
So zetta lame.

[reformedsinner]

Oh, no, we'd just have dinner theater.

[disciplineking]

[Now Hibari was confused and irritated-though mostly irritated.]

Do you not remember fighting me the day I arrived-yelling disgusting things and then teleporting away like a coward?

[piphilologize]

[ So... maybe he's been partying just a little too hard lately. ]

Must've made ∅ impression.
Too zetta weak.