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[kingengine]

Posted: April 24
From: King

[He has normally stuck to text so far when connecting with the others of heaven, but this particular post he feels he should do in video to get a little intimidation in, since he knows his scarred face can be a little intense to take in. He wants only serious competitors here! Too bad he forgot he had a kitten perched on his broad shoulder, lessening his intimidation factor, because she had stopped meowing inexplicably in his face a few minutes ago and curled up to fall asleep. Keen-eyed viewers will recognize the cat as Genos' Motoki.]

How many here play games? I was lucky enough to have my temple well-stocked with what I have from back home. However, it gets boring playing with yourself after awhile. [AKA: It's boring not owning people while smirking to yourself.] I haven't tried seeing if I can play against people on the Near Shore yet, but figure it would be better to play with people here, if I can.

Any good games to get from this . . . world? [Is that the word for where they've found themselves? Sure, why not.]

Get in contact with me if interested. I'm Averruncus, God of Averting Harm. But you can call me King.

[He almost ends the filming, but stops as he remembers something.]
Oh, and awhile ago, there was some god...or goddess?...whatever, of childbirth and stuff that was looking for help. I think I found a game for you, but you'll have to get in touch with me. You were anonymous.

Comments

[disciplineking]

[Guess who is completely unintimidated by this guy's scarred face and is just asking the important questions.]

Why is there a cat on your shoulder.

[kingengine]

[It is an important question.]

...it's my shinki's cat. She must have meowed herself out.

[disciplineking]

[Now there was an attached picture of a small tuxedo-patterned kitten, who was regally sitting on a shoulder that looked suspiciously like Hibari's. This was, of course, in response to this guy talking about his cat, and probably a bit of 'my cat is cooler than your shinki's.]

[kingengine]

[What a majestic kitten...but still...]

Are you for real? Are you trying to say your cat is better?

[Because he is wrong!!]

[disciplineking]

Yes. Besides, I have even more of them than you do. He is a true carnivore.

[kingengine]

Not all your cats can be better than Motoki-shi.

[disciplineking]

[Well, unfortunately for everyone, the injured idiot had now dragged himself out of bed, gathering all five of his kittens on himself to take a picture. So when it was posted, there was an angry, injured looking teenager flipping off the camera that had a kitten perched on his head, shoulder, two in his lap, and the fifth in the middle of climbing up his shirt.

His kittens were totally better than yours.]

[kingengine]

You are taking this WAY to seriously. Are you on painkillers or something?

[That can only explain why a guy is so angry about cat comparison.]

[disciplineking]

[No, Hibari is really just angry 100% of the time, especially about tiny animals and people thinking they are better than him. Just don't dwell on it too much.]

Why should it concern you if I am or not? I am making a point.

[kingengine]

I guess it doesn't, you just seem way too serious about this cat thing...

[disciplineking]

Because my cats are better.

[kingengine]

How do you know for sure? Have you met Motoki-shi?

[disciplineking]

I don't need to, I know my cats are better.

[scrap_metal]

You are clearly an idiot. You might win in quantity, but it's a battle of quality.

[ no one insults honour of his kitten ]

[disciplineking]

[EXCEPT HIBARI apparently. Who wasn't going down any time soon.]

So that other dog had to get you to step in for his battles? I can't say I'm surprised. Even one of my kittens could win against yours.

[kingengine]

[That's right, bro, King just totally tattled on you to Genos because he's too wussy enough to fight for Motoki's honor properly.]

[disciplineking]

[Coward. He'll fistfight a cyborg if he has to.]