Heaven's BBS | Text

[punchpass]

Posted: 19 April 2016
From: Kuroko Tetsuya

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[This text post goes up a few hours after the aftermath of Sho trashing heaven settled down. The author, however, has no idea what is going on.]

If, hypothetically, one were to explore their god's temple, which is actually a series of linked caves and get lost, how would one get out?

I need an answer because this is not hypothetical. I am actually stuck down here and require assistance.

[There is a picture below this of Kuroko taking a usual stone-faced selfie with the flash illuminating him eerily. It's clear he's somewhere dark and underground.]

Despite that, my surroundings are fascinating. I have no idea how far these caves go, or if any local flora or fauna grow here. There is also surprisingly good cell signal.

Comments

[wadoichimonji]

I found the caves, but I can't find you.

... Is there moss near you?

[punchpass]

....no. There was no moss near me. Are you sure you have the right caves, Roronoa-san?

[wadoichimonji]

I am sure. I saw a cave and went in it.

There's a lot of caves here now.

[punchpass]

Roronoa-san, there are a lot of caves, but that does sound like the ones I am in. I am holding my phone as a flashlight and I'm most likely farther in than you are.

[wadoichimonji]

I do not see any light, but if you are farther in then I will continue walking.

How do you make a flashlight with this?

[punchpass]

There should be an app that says Flashlight on there. Roronoa-san should really learn how to use his phone better if he's coming into a dark cave.

[wadoichimonji]

What is an app? I thought this thing was only good for talking.

I keep moving but there is no light. Should I turn somewhere?

[punchpass]

[....He was making a really annoyed face in your direction right now, Zoro.]

It's short for application. It is a little program on your phone that can give you access to new functions. It can even play games sometimes.

Don't run into a wall.

[wadoichimonji]

Games? That sounds interesting. I do not know how to use this except for the calling and messages.

There's no walls in here. I managed to get into a really big, dark, cave and now I do not know which direction I am going.

[punchpass]

I can show you some if we get unlost from these caves. Sora-sama is on the lookout for both of us, but I think he's lost too.

Also mostly all of the caves are big and dark, Roronoa-san. That doesn't help.

[wadoichimonji]

That would be great. It would give me something to do when I cannot sleep.

This one has something wet sounding at the end. I am going to follow it, I will tell you what it is when I figure it out.

[punchpass]

There is no water where I am-Roronoa-san, please don't fall down a hole.

The cave I was in was just across a rather narrow stone bridge.

[wadoichimonji]

There are no holes. But there's a lot of water. It's nice.

I did not see any bridges, are you sure?

[punchpass]

I'm very sure. Sora-sama said he just found it anyway.

Also please don't go into the water, sometimes I worry about your safety. Once me and Sora-sama meet up we will try and find you, so try not to wander too much further.

[wadoichimonji]

Maybe if I follow the water I'll find a bridge.

Why do you worry? It is not like I can't take care of myself!

[punchpass]

Roronoa-san is very strong, but even the best of warriors can be defeated by their environment.

In other words, I don't want my friends getting hurt on my behalf. I think Sora-sama has found me so it might be better for you to stay put so it's easier to spot you as well.

[wadoichimonji]

I will make sure to not do anything wrong.

I found a bridge, I will sit on it and wait for you then.

[punchpass]

If it is the same bridge, then you may hear our voices soon. If not, I'll tell Sora-sama to help search for you. I think I hear him so we should be able to all meet up soon.

[wadoichimonji]

Ok. I will wait then.