Heaven's BBS | Text

[punchpass]

Posted: 19 April 2016
From: Kuroko Tetsuya

---------

[This text post goes up a few hours after the aftermath of Sho trashing heaven settled down. The author, however, has no idea what is going on.]

If, hypothetically, one were to explore their god's temple, which is actually a series of linked caves and get lost, how would one get out?

I need an answer because this is not hypothetical. I am actually stuck down here and require assistance.

[There is a picture below this of Kuroko taking a usual stone-faced selfie with the flash illuminating him eerily. It's clear he's somewhere dark and underground.]

Despite that, my surroundings are fascinating. I have no idea how far these caves go, or if any local flora or fauna grow here. There is also surprisingly good cell signal.

Comments

[oathkeeper]

[It's faint but Sora just manages to hear the call and see the glimmer of light. Sora grins happily and breaks into a run for that direction.]

Kuroko! I heard you, are you over there?!

[He's a bit exhausted but this is the best progress he's had in hours!]

[punchpass]

[That he definitely heard, and Kuroko ran over to the sound of his friend's voice, nearly colliding with him.]

Sora-sama! I'm glad to see you actually found me.

[His voice was just a little less toneless than normal: being stuck down in a cave with nothing to talk to but his phone did make him a bit emotional.

However he did hold his hands out in case Sora did the same thing and run directly into him.]

[oathkeeper]

[Of course as Kuroko runs to him Sora does the exact same thing. He bounds into Kuroko and grabs him in a rough hug and shakes him like he hasn't seen Kuroko in years and years. He's ecstatic.]

We did it! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Let's get the heck out of here!

[He pauses and lets go of Kuroko after a moment, holding out the milkshake to Kuroko. He finished his hours ago.]

This one ...is a little melted. Oh! We better find Zoro too, then I can teleport us out of here.