Heaven's BBS | Text

[punchpass]

Posted: 19 April 2016
From: Kuroko Tetsuya

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[This text post goes up a few hours after the aftermath of Sho trashing heaven settled down. The author, however, has no idea what is going on.]

If, hypothetically, one were to explore their god's temple, which is actually a series of linked caves and get lost, how would one get out?

I need an answer because this is not hypothetical. I am actually stuck down here and require assistance.

[There is a picture below this of Kuroko taking a usual stone-faced selfie with the flash illuminating him eerily. It's clear he's somewhere dark and underground.]

Despite that, my surroundings are fascinating. I have no idea how far these caves go, or if any local flora or fauna grow here. There is also surprisingly good cell signal.

Comments

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I suppose you could take pictures of the rock formations... there's got to be a god of geology and sediments lying around...

If you're aware, I suppose that's half the battle. I like a good mystery, myself, but nothing quite so natural.

[punchpass]

Rocks are cool, but not as cool as basketball. To be honest, I'm just trying to find a way to occupy myself until someone is able to find me.

I seem to be a big fan of mystery as well, even if I can't remember much. Reading mystery novels at least, seems to be fun.

[slantedcross]

Sorry, can't talk to you about basketball... but next time you know to bring one along? I only sort of know soccer, and only because one of my coworkers could go on and on about it.

I have a weakness for the pulpy stuff. The 1940s P.I. aesthetic. If you haven't read Chandler yet, that would be my recommendation.