Heaven's BBS | Text

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Posted: 19 April 2016
From: Kuroko Tetsuya

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[This text post goes up a few hours after the aftermath of Sho trashing heaven settled down. The author, however, has no idea what is going on.]

If, hypothetically, one were to explore their god's temple, which is actually a series of linked caves and get lost, how would one get out?

I need an answer because this is not hypothetical. I am actually stuck down here and require assistance.

[There is a picture below this of Kuroko taking a usual stone-faced selfie with the flash illuminating him eerily. It's clear he's somewhere dark and underground.]

Despite that, my surroundings are fascinating. I have no idea how far these caves go, or if any local flora or fauna grow here. There is also surprisingly good cell signal.

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[oathkeeper]

[Roronoa? Oh, Zoro. Kuroko knows Zoro! Oh... Zoro is lost down here too? That's not good.

He closes his phone again and then shuts his eyes and puts a hand out to point. He spins around three times and then opens his eyes and goes the direction he points.

Really, there's no real rhyme or reason to Sora's directions. Just... looking.

He's lost. It means he's lost.

....Several hours later.]

kuroko i think i'm lost too

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[Good job Sora, because Kuroko had actually fallen asleep in that several hours of being lost. And now he was woken up by his phone suddenly vibrating. Rubbing his eyes, it took him a moment to focus on the lights and letters before he was sighing to himself.]

Sora-san, the milkshake won't last if it takes this long to get to me.

Otherwise I'm not sure how to help. That's what you were supposed to be doing.

[oathkeeper]

i'm trying kuroko, I'm trying. it's not my fault it's a freaking maze down here

[Seriously he really is trying. It's not like he wants to get lost in the underworld forever? He lets out a frustrated tired sigh.]

if there are any three headed dog demons down here you better tell me!! is zoro having any better luck?

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Unfortunately Roronoa-san seems to be getting even more lost than I am. He does say he hears water though, so that might be a clue.

I haven't seen anything living down here-not even a bug, so I think we are okay.

[oathkeeper]

[Oh Zoro... He thought pirates were supposed to be good at navigating? Guess not. But water is a good tip and he tries to listen to anything nearby that might be water. So far he can't hear anything.

He shivers, this place sure is cold after a while. Must be because it's death tunnels or something.

Sora begins wandering again with not much else to do but look. But soon he comes up to the rocky bridge that Kuroko had mentioned earlier. He perks up instantly.]

kuroko! i think i found that bridge thing!!

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[Hearing that, Kuroko actually got up from being slumped down on the ground, hurriedly turning the flashlight on again and waving it around. He didn't hear anything, but it was hard to judge distance in caves.]

Hello?

[Kuroko spoke out loud as he slowly walked forward before texting Sora one more time.]

Sora-sama, can you hear me?

[oathkeeper]

[It's faint but Sora just manages to hear the call and see the glimmer of light. Sora grins happily and breaks into a run for that direction.]

Kuroko! I heard you, are you over there?!

[He's a bit exhausted but this is the best progress he's had in hours!]

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[That he definitely heard, and Kuroko ran over to the sound of his friend's voice, nearly colliding with him.]

Sora-sama! I'm glad to see you actually found me.

[His voice was just a little less toneless than normal: being stuck down in a cave with nothing to talk to but his phone did make him a bit emotional.

However he did hold his hands out in case Sora did the same thing and run directly into him.]

[oathkeeper]

[Of course as Kuroko runs to him Sora does the exact same thing. He bounds into Kuroko and grabs him in a rough hug and shakes him like he hasn't seen Kuroko in years and years. He's ecstatic.]

We did it! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Let's get the heck out of here!

[He pauses and lets go of Kuroko after a moment, holding out the milkshake to Kuroko. He finished his hours ago.]

This one ...is a little melted. Oh! We better find Zoro too, then I can teleport us out of here.