Heaven's BBS | Text

[punchpass]

Posted: 19 April 2016
From: Kuroko Tetsuya

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[This text post goes up a few hours after the aftermath of Sho trashing heaven settled down. The author, however, has no idea what is going on.]

If, hypothetically, one were to explore their god's temple, which is actually a series of linked caves and get lost, how would one get out?

I need an answer because this is not hypothetical. I am actually stuck down here and require assistance.

[There is a picture below this of Kuroko taking a usual stone-faced selfie with the flash illuminating him eerily. It's clear he's somewhere dark and underground.]

Despite that, my surroundings are fascinating. I have no idea how far these caves go, or if any local flora or fauna grow here. There is also surprisingly good cell signal.

Comments

[punchpass]

I can turn my god invisible.

[Basically, he's useless in this situation.]

[miraculo]

well that's not going to help!!

welll!!! i can try to search for you myself!! i can scry, so!! if you have an item, i can use that to scry and look for you.

[punchpass]

Please don't get yourself lost on my account as well. I don't believe Shinki can starve to death.

I do have my phone on me and my basketball jersey, but that's about it.

[miraculo]

oh then... how about a gps?? if you have your phone, surely it would have some kind of map! maybe the gods put a map of heaven or something on it that you can use

[punchpass]

While I will forever be impressed at the fact that I can still contact people, the gps just has me in a large black void. I don't think even Arikado-sama has a map to this place, and I would rather not bother him.