HEAVEN'S BBS [JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION EDITION]

[piphilologize]

[ It's three in the morning. Do you know where your resident sociopath mathematician is at? ]

Posted: 19 Apr 2016 03:14:15
From: SUSANOO
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ATTENTION ALL INSIGNIFICANT DIGITS!

SOME OVERPOWERING HERO CAN APPEAR HERE TO OPPOSE AYAKASHI!

SOH CAH TOA!

Countless iterations have led to a final solution for ayakashi! Only by applying my transform can these sons of digits be made zetta uninterested in mortals! They're the perfect intersection of beauty and perfection.

Tick tock, you factoring hectopascals, the time is at hand. At t = 43200, I'm going to show you my work.

It's x4 a change! BOW BEFORE SUSANO'O! FAILURES WILL BE ERASED!

Attached: crunch.png, add.png, it.png, to.png, the.png, heap.png

[ The attachments are all of a particularly manic-looking, shirtless, and singed Minamimoto making a variety of rude gestures. (And, in the last one, a duck face.) Notably, he's surrounded by a number of black and white ayakashi, including a particularly large dragon-like creature, and they seem to be paying little mind to him. ]

Comments

[missingache]

You're insane.

[piphilologize]

Yeah, zetta fun, ain't it?

[missingache]

Not if people get hurt.

[piphilologize]

You miss the whole factoring point? I'M SAVING THE MORTALS, MORON.

[missingache]

No. You're not.
What, you think you're some messiah?

[piphilologize]

Just a God, you half-wit hectopascal.

My ayakashi don't destroy mortals. I'd say that's zetta heroic.

[missingache]

That makes it worse.

Not really. What if they stop listening?

[piphilologize]

Not with my flawless proof.

[missingache]

Nothing's flawless. There's always mistakes somewhere.

[piphilologize]

Case in point. No one's erased u yet.

[missingache]

[.............. WELL, THAT JUST HITS A REALLY SORE SPOT WITH HIM.]

You're going down.

[Not even going to bother responding anymore.]

[piphilologize]

LOL sure, newbie. I look forward to deriving you.