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[sanzohoshi]

Posted : 16 April 2016, 12:34pm
From: Genjo Sanzo♀

Hellloo everyone! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ So nice to meet you all! Yesterday sure was exhausting, right? But look how much we got done! Yay! Congrats! We did it! ☆*･゜ﾟ･*(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

I hope everyone enjoyed the banquet, and I hope my dancing helped everyone!

I just wanted to say hello to everyone and introduce myself and get something cleared up real quick! This is important, so pay attention, okay? ☆～（ゝ。∂）

My name's Genjo Sanzo! But there's another Sanzo around that you all might be more familiar with!

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A picture is sent; it's Sanzang taking a selfie with a certain gun-toting blond priest aka killsthebuddha. Sanzang's smiling brightly and waving one long watersleeve and giving a wink. Sanzo looks like he's swallowed a lemon and would rather be anywhere else. Oh well.]

I know he looks all (*`д´*) grr angry! But he's not so bad! We're the same person, just from different worlds so I'd know! I wonder, has this happened to anyone else? ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)

Anyway, it'll be too confusing with more than one Sanzo running around, so why don't you all call me Sanzang instead? Oh, or you can call me by my goddess name! I'm the new Kanzeon, a goddess of mercy and compassion! Nice to meet you all!

Let's all get along and be friends, okay? We're all in this situation together, so we should all get along!

I hope to dance for you all again soon! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Comments

[disciplineking]

I have a problem. Something must be wrong with you if you can stand imposters like that.

[killsthebuddha]

Stop trying to make it my problem. If you're too stupid to tell the difference between that Sanzo and myself, go ahead and die to save me the trouble.

[disciplineking]

I don't care about whatever stupidity you get yourself involved in-I don't like imposters and annoying animals that go around snapping about how friendship can solve everyone.

[killsthebuddha]

Shut it and move on. I don't give a shit about what you want. Hakkai's pet charity case or not, and I'll kick your ass off temple grounds.

[disciplineking]

Don't call me a pet or I'll bite you to death. I don't listen to authority of those who aren't stronger than me.

[killsthebuddha]

I'm tired of you wasting my time. Outside, dumbass.

[reformedsinner]

Hibari, she's not an imposter.

And it's very rude to talk about someone as an animal, you know.

[... if Hibari insists on going after "imposters," Hakkai's going to have so much more unpleasant diplomacy to do with Konzen, Kenren and Tenpou.

Things are delicate enough there already....]

[disciplineking]

[Look he's already tried to attack Tenpou, what more do you want from him. At least he might vaguely listen to Hakkai instead of grumpy mcGrump over there.]

Humans are all animals, just most of them are weaker than me.

And how do you explain the fact that she said they were the same person? That sounds suspicious to me.

[reformedsinner]

There are some odd things going on in this place, but it's not her fault.

Please don't pick fights with welcome guests.

[It's probably a good thing he doesn't know about Tenpou being attacked yet.]

[disciplineking]

I don't like it. Or her.

[He won't pick a fight with her. Yet.]

[reformedsinner]

I don't like it either, but it's not as if they're deliberately imitating us.

She certainly isn't.

[He can't imagine a worse Genjo Sanzo impression, in fact. It's really quite entertaining.]

[disciplineking]

[Well he likes the ORIGINAL Sanzo, the one who was angry and didn't bother him with weird emoji faces. You know, the cool one.]

She better not get any ideas.

[reformedsinner]

I'm sure it will be fine, Hibari.

SOME TIME LATER

[killsthebuddha]

[ Things degenerated a bit there, but it's all okay now.

Also, Sanzo has a terrible sense of humor. ]

I had to beat the temple dog for snapping at people.

SANZO......................

[sanzohoshi]

"Whoever doesn’t flare up at someone who’s angry wins a battle hard to win."

C= (-。- ) ﾌｩｰ

[killsthebuddha]

I didn't flare up, I beat his ass.

[sanzohoshi]

ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ Sanzo!!! We're supposed to be non-violent, you know!!

"All tremble at violence; all fear death. Putting oneself in the place of another, one should not kill nor cause another to kill."

Well, I suppose even I can't say something like that so sincerely. It's hypocritical. I've had to fight a lot too, of course.

But still! Violence shouldn't be the first resort! Bad Sanzo! !!( ･_･)r鹵~<巛巛巛

[killsthebuddha]

Don't start judging situations you don't know. I'm not justifying it to you.

[reformedsinner]

Well, maybe he'll learn.

[sanzohoshi]

Hakkai... I'm sorry.
m(_ _)m

[reformedsinner]

Please, there's no need for you to apologize!

[sanzohoshi]

But my post sparked it right? So I'm sorry all the same.

If there's anything I can do to make your life easier, let me know!! Looking after all of these guys must be a fulltime job....

[killsthebuddha]

If you keep spoiling him, he won't.

[reformedsinner]

Oh, as long as it does any good, I don't mind harsher instructional methods myself.

[killsthebuddha]

Such a pain in the ass. I didn't sign up to be a dog trainer.