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[shiitan]

Posted : 14 April 2016, 4:14 PM
From: Ross

has anyone seen this mark before?

Attached: image1.jpg

I had this on me when I died, but I don't remember what it means

Comments

[pachintoki]

eh? you don't remember? im pretty sure I put that there.

[Don't try to remember your life before this Floss-kun. He's been told that's a pretty bad thing to do.]

[shiitan]

[You're not his real dad!! ...although literally anyone would be better than the dad he ended up with.]

if you put it there then tell me what it means

[pachintoki]

im pretty sure it means to stop forgetting to flush

[shiitan]

it can't be that

otherwise you would have gotten it for yourself

[pachintoki]

oi oi i dont need to flush anymore. you dont know your god very well

[shiitan]

the less I know about your bodily functions the better

[TMI, man.]

[herbalsupplements]

[IGNORE ALL OTHERS, LISTEN TO HYPNOFOX.]

Oh dear, I haven't seen that one in some time. Not to worry, though! It's nothing serious. Just a minor heartburn spell. It probably wasn't related at all.

[shiitan]

this doesn't look like any heartburn spell I've seen

[Never!! The sad part was that he was half serious about that.]

[herbalsupplements]

It's a fairly obscure one. If I remember correctly, it fell out of use within a few decades of invention because its reliance on unusual components made it easy to draw it wrong and end up with the target caught in a bear trap or what have you.

You do still have all your limbs, don't you?

[shiitan]

how much of that did you make up just now

[Yup, he just straight up ignored that question.]

[herbalsupplements]

Do people really make that sort of thing up?

[Translation: every single word.]

[shiitan]

yes

I would

[...That really said a lot about him, honestly.]

[herbalsupplements]

Well I was going to tell you how to get rid of it, but I'm not entirely sure I should now.

[shiitan]

that's fine. if there's anything to figure out, I'll do it myself

[herbalsupplements]

[Bluff called. Kurama didn't come in here expecting someone who actually knows their magic, so he's going to make as graceful an exit as possible rather than anything resembling an actual effort.]

Have fun with the antacid aisle.

[shiitan]

what a thing to say to someone

there's no need to be so bitter about it

[onepunching]

kinda looks like a butt
drunk tattoo?

[shiitan]

no

but if you want to get a drunk tattoo of this, go right ahead