Fourth Wall Event Catchall

[godsoffortune]

Date: April 22nd 2017

OOC: This is a place for all characters who have been brought into the game for the Fourth Wall Event to post to our Network / Heavens' BBS as if they had made new entries of their own.

• All top levels to this post would actually appear as new entries to characters in The Far Shore, dated ICly for April 22nd 2017.
  
• A new post will be made for each of the remaining days in the event (23rd, 24th, 25th, and 26th) with the tag fourth wall event
  
• Characters who are NOT part of the Fourth Wall event (normal, existing characters) are free to make new posts to The Far Shore comm if they would like

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[bearsona4]

Well I'd be beary excited to score with a lady one of these days! That would be cool...

[ Hearts and sparkles practically exude from him. ]

But I also love shopping for sparkly clothes that are going to help me with that score! I was wearing the same fur... fur so long... this new style is just un-bear-ably exciting!!

[unlucky7]

I cannot help you with the first part. I'll keep my claws crossed for you?

But I can definitely point you toward some trendy shopping areas!

[bearsona4]

Aww... again? Girls never let me score with them!

[ He... may have a misguided idea of what Scoring means. ]

Is it at least as big as Junes?

[unlucky7]

It's not surprising if that's what you're leading with?

Junes? I can't say I'm familiar with that location. How big is it?

[bearsona4]

[ Genuine confusion. ]

Why's that? Shouldn't I tell someone first?

I can't believe you've never heard of Junes, either! It's a HUGE store! It's got EVERYTHING!!

[unlucky7]

Sure, you should be upfront if that's all you're looking for, but there are ways to be tactful? How old are you anyway?

Like Don Quijote?

[bearsona4]

I've spent almost a year in this body!

[ He practically sparkles again as he says that. ]

Before that, it's hard to say! Time is a little different in the TV world.

[unlucky7]

[There's a lot to unpack here.]

Do you know what it means to 'score' with someone?

[bearsona4]

O-Of course I do!

[ He does not. He thinks it's like... having a girlfriend, possibly kissing, that sort of thing. Not anything lascivious. ]

[unlucky7]

So define it.

[bearsona4]

W-well the full phrase is "scoring a hot stud"! And it means getting the best stud out of the group of studly options - the hottest one!

[ Still........ incredibly vague. ]

[unlucky7]

I suppose that definition isn't wrong, but usually when people say they "want to score" with someone, there's a very specific intention.

[bearsona4]

FINE!! MAYBE I DON'T KNOW!! What's a bear got to do to keep his cool around here?