[video] Caster and Berserker AMA

[futhark]

From: Cú Chulainn
Posted: 9th April

[ The video starts with the relaxing and refreshing (oh how refreshing it is) view of the evening Hawaiian beach. A moment after Caster comes into the picture- clad in gaudy Hawaiian shirt, hair let loose like usual. There might be a glimpse of few beer cans around, well- vacations right? ]

Yo! Nothing like vacations to finally bring an issue up, eh? See- it seems that there’s been plenty of “mistaken identity” cases recently. Once, twice it might happen, but any more times and some people might find it annoying.

[ That’s where Caster drags into picture Berserker. And since he is also clad in a Hawaiian shirt (as opposed to usual spiky armor), with his mullet let loose, the resemblance between the two is now incredibly more uncanny. Of course few “spot the difference” make it easier to tell them apart. Berserker’s red face tattoos for one. Caster’s hair appears to be a shade lighter. Not to mention Berserker seems to be kind of bulkier build. Still, they could be twins. ]

See, my fellow here, Berserker, he finds it very annoying. [ Emphasis on "very" ]

Just to remember: He’s not exactly me. I’m not exactly him! It’s really rude to mix people up. [ Caster is too amused to sound like he’s truly chastising anyone. ]

Rude and foolish. [ Berserker crosses his arms over his chest. Even in his ridiculous shirt, he’s still surly as ever. ] Now you’ve seen us together, you can stop confusing us.

[ His lip curls back to show sharp teeth, a strange smile. ]

We’re not twins...I’m feeling generous today. Ask us anything, just say which one you’re asking.

[ Nothing like volunteering someone for questioning! ]

Comments

[roundtablerebel]

[ If Berserker thought that was stupid, he's gonna need more beer because... ]

An altar?

[ This shinki has little knowledge of Servant things despite being one. As such her mind is racing to figure out why he's referring to himself as, essentially, a glorified table. ]

What the hell does that even mean?

[ She shoots Caster a slightly irritated glare. ]

If you aren't twins and he isn't an evil clone, then why do you look the same?

[ If her father ever arrives, a fight will ensue because Mordred won't tolerate the theft of her face! Nevermind that Mordred is technically the face thief in that situation... ]

[futhark]

[ Bless you Mordred. Its good Caster has the patience for this stuff (it's funny so of course he does) ]

Let's say we're kinda related--- [ He gives Berserker a long stare before he commits to the bullshit fully ] See, he's technically filling the role of my grand-grand father now.

[ So it's a familial similarity, r i g h t ]

That makes sense, no?

[roundtablerebel]

[ Processing... Mordred turns her attention to Berserker, scrutinizing his face for any obvious signs that he's older than Caster. ]

So you're his ancient ancestor then?

[ That kinda makes sense in a weird way. ]

But shouldn't you have a beard or something?

[ Y'know, being super old and all. Back to Caster. ]

And are you gonna have cool shark teeth when you're older?

[futhark]

[ It is going to be extra hard holding back laughter, but Caster tries. What he can't hide is how stupidly entertained he is. Berserker probably is not, but YOLO ]

Man, that would be-- [ okay now he is laughing ] Ha ha ha, that would be something! But what about biting your own tongue then?

[ Not that he is doing that often, but for technicality, the question has to be asked ]

We are trying to highlight our differences, not similarities, remember?

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ Berserker just sort of ... stares. How can one person be this dumb? ]

... No, I shouldn't have a beard. [ Utterly humorless. ] If you'd like, Caster, I can show you what it's like to have your tongue bitten with teeth like this.

[ Yeah, someone is not nearly as entertained. Captain Bring Down over here. ]

[futhark]

[ Caster sticks his tongue out in response to that threat. No, he's not afraid. But his mood gets tampered. ]

Tch. Grouch.