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[oviraptor]

does anyone have any chickens they don't want?

i can give them a good home

take good care of them

bring on the unwanted chickens

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[aristacrat]

i have peacocks
those are just fancy chickens

[oviraptor]

if you don't want them anymore, I'll take them off your hands

[aristacrat]

you can have as many as you want
they're loud and they're everywhere
they're supposed to be my symbol or something

[oviraptor]

sweet i'll be by with a box later

[aristacrat]

do you think you can fit them in a box?
they're pretty big
are you going to keep them as pets or eat them?

[connivingbird]

no
you can't have any birds

[oviraptor]

what are you gonna do about it?

[connivingbird]

why would i tell you?

[oviraptor]

because otherwise it sounds like you expect me to blindly listen to you without any information

i mean it's not like I was going to listen to you anyway but

it's the principle of the thing

[wadoichimonji]

Are you going to cook them?

[oviraptor]

I'm not sure I should answer that

how sentimental are you about chickens?

[wadoichimonji]

It depends. If they talk I don't think i'll be able to eat them. Otherwise, I'll eat any of them.

Why?

[oviraptor]

a chicken's a chicken

and i'm gonna eat them yeah

i'm a growing boy

[readerofthestars]

If you're asking for them just to eat them, then this is a cruel post.

[oviraptor]

chickens also lay eggs

i can go through a lot of eggs

[readerofthestars]

It's easier to just get eggs from a store, then. You have to put work and money into raising animals.

[oviraptor]

and that work is what makes it worth it

better to take care of yourself as much as you can

[diehardreaper]

Unwanted chickens you say?
Could prolly take a dekko down by the plantation bit of me home
See if we've some fowl to spare

Though can't help but wonder why tho m8
Fancy some chicken dinner do we?

[oviraptor]

hey, i can go hunting for unwanted fowl, that works for me

chicken dinner, egg dinner, the possibilities are endless

[diehardreaper]

I take it you're a man who likes his chicken. Fair enough!
Wager we have a few eggs to spare.
Can't say we can give away the hens though. We need them for more eggs.

[oviraptor]

i will take eggs, sure

[moonfang]

do we even have a yard

[oviraptor]

i consider the entire jungle outside the apartment to be a yard

so yes

a very big one

[moonfang]

well i meant something fenced in

so thatthe jaguar i saw the other day doesnt eat them

[oviraptor]

oh, THAT

i can build them a pen, it's not hard