HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

[okitactless]

Posted: April 10th, 1:30 pm
From: YAMATONOKAMIYASUSADA

[Awww, it's Yamato's first text post! This will in no way be a disaster.]

How do you let the tsukumogami out of the phone??

[...He means the AI voice-activated assistant whose name may or may not rhyme with Miri.

...Look, at least he's typing coherently now!]

Does she need to eat I wanted to take her on a walk but she said she didn't understand and she won't come out of the phone

[How is it that Yamato is now in possession of a smartphone and still somehow thinks there's a little spirit living inside of it? The answer begins with the word "Commander" and ends with the word "-kun". Thanks, Shepard.]

Comments

[subtract]

What in the world are you talking about? There's something in your phone?

[okitactless]

yes she's not very nice though so I thought she wanted to come out but she won't come out

[disciplineking]

You're an idiot.

text... yams why is your brain a nicely baked yam

[tsuku]

Yamato did you read the phone manual? Please tell me you did. A phone's just a phone, and the voice is part of the phone.

[okitactless]

[The puppy speaks!]

that wasn't my question

it's not his fault his god likes to troll him okay

[okitactless]

what

[Guess who didn't get a manual! (The phone has parental controls on it, it's fine.)]

I asked her what her favorite food was but she wouldn't tell me so I left some mochi for her but she won't eat it

[chickshades]

...its an ai

[subtract]

You're still not making any sense. Is it something showing on the screen? [skimming the other responses, an AI or interactive program of some sort would make sense...]

If you want to let her out, you should try unscrewing the case of your phone, kekeke.

[mybadhabit]

Don't tell him to take apart his phone, he barely knows how to work it. (；￣Д￣）

[mybadhabit]

She is the phone, Yamato. Do you know Genos?

[subtract]

Oh? I suppose that's true. If he has trouble with it, I can provide further instructions for proper dismantling.

[okitactless]

Her name is Aichan?

[Well that's cute and all, but she's still kinda rude.]

[okitactless]

oh...

[...So he has to take the whole phone on walks, then. Got it.]

no what's that is it like Google

[scrap_metal]

Phone is just that, a phone. No one is living inside it.

BBS: Sheryl

[galactically]

nothing will be popping out of phones! start making sense already!

[mybadhabit]

Ah, no, he's a cyborg. I was going to make comparisons, but if you don't know him, don't worry about it. (✿◠‿◠)

But yes, she doesn't live inside the phone, she is the phone. She's your little friendly helper for when you need to look up information! So she's like a portable version of Google.

[mybadhabit]

if you do that, you better tell him how to put it back together again, or I will hunt you down and make you do it.

[subtract]

You don't have to be so serious. I was only joking.

[He wouldn't really go out of his way to harass Yamato like that, since he helped Add out before... well, he'd at least help fix it afterwards, anyway.]

[mybadhabit]

( •̀ω•́ )σ I'm watching you, mister.

shepard...!

[tsuku]

[ What isn't seen is Otegine with his own smartphone pressed against his forehead. He tried to facepalm but did with his phone still in his hand. ]

Uh... get one of these. It's like phone food.

I can help you with it in person, if you like. Also eat the mochi, you're wasting good food if it isn't eaten.

[ Attached at the bottom is a photo of this, a power bank. ]

[disciplineking]

No, but it's a perfectly valid answer.

[oathkeeper]

the what? is there a ghost in your phone?

[okitactless]

[Yamato isn't quite sure what just happened, but he did at least get the sense that Sonic was helping. SONIC IS GOOD PEOPLE. Thanks, pillow fight bro.]

[okitactless]

why are you here if you aren't going to help

[A valid question...]

SHE WOULDN'T LET HIM HURT HIMSELF that's something right

[okitactless]

phone food!!

[Of course! If this Ai-chan really is one with the phone, like other people are saying, then it would make sense she'd only eat what the phone ate. And phones eat e-lec-tri-city, right? HE'S BEEN STUDYING... or trying... it's difficult. He understands lamps now.]

you can come over if you want to I think it's okay. [He assumes Shepard would tell him if anybody was banned from the premises.] you can have the mochi

[A GIFT OF GRATITUDE: leftovers.]