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[deniles]

From: Anonymous
Date: November 9th

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Out of curiosity, if you don't like sweet things and you fear someone's going to do something for your birthday, what should you suggest in place of a cake?

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[tadaishi]

Foodwise, or any kind of substitution?

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[kuroi_taiyo]

If they're hot? Sex. Make a party of it, even.

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[tacomeme]

Your favorite food maybe? Something easy for everyone to share- maybe a hotpot would be nice so it's still like a party.

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[nolittlesecret]

Cakes don't have to be sweet. There's savory and other ways to make it a cake without it being sugary.

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[safecage]

Trade the cake with someone for something else.

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[monkeyblue]

Cheesecake isn't a real cake, if they're going to insist on something cake-like. Muffins, if they're insisting on something baked. Otherwise ice cream, brownies, and some cookies are all a lot less sweet than cake.

Or pizza.

[wadoichimonji]

Cakes don't need to be sweet you know? You can make a cheese cake.

So technically it'd be a bunch of cheese and wine.

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[deniles]

Food, preferably. I have a solution for... other kinds.

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[deniles]

You're not slick, and you know it.

[wadoichimonji]

Neither are you.

[deniles]

No, but you seem to watch everything I do anyways.

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[deniles]

That's not an event. That's three times a day.

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[deniles]

Pizza it is then. I don't want anything sweet at this if they demand it.

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[deniles]

I've never had hot pot. Probably not a good idea for my 'favorite' food, I think.

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[deniles]

Wow. That sounds just as bad as a regular cake.

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[deniles]

I could. But this is to prevent the cake from existing. At all.

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[frankensteins_moe]

I'd just be happy they did anything for me at all.

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[nolittlesecret]

It does but there's always workarounds to everything if you know how to cook.

If you don't like cake of any kind then just be straight up about it.

[safecage]

But who wouldn't want a perfectly good cake? Plus you get something else out of it so it's like free money almost.

anonymous for really no reason

[kokuyoyo]

Stew. With things they caught themselves.

[It's not like he has a lot of opinions on this suddenly or something.]

[wadoichimonji]

It's a fun pastime.

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[tacomeme]

You should try it- it's best if you have someone to share it with. Either way, just ask for your favorite. Just make sure to do it early so they don't go and make a cake and have to waste it.

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[deniles]

That's depressing. Get better friends.

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[deniles]

I have. But I want to prepare a suggestion for them instead.
Considering I hate all sweets.

[deniles]

I bet there's other fun pastimes you enjoy with me.