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[razzledazzles]

Posted: April 9th, 2016 05:16 PM
From: Jae-Ha

Would anyone like to share drinks with a beautiful man? Let's meet up.

[Typos aren't beautiful, but he's not very technology savvy so every reply will take a bit too long.]

Comments

[razzledazzles]

Yona dear, the real adult here is me.

[darkesthour]

[debatable.]

Is your friend not an adult?!?

[razzledazzles]

I don't know. I assumed so, since they didn't mention they were under-aged like every other younger person I've met...

[darkesthour]

Is there no way to check on this thing?

[What is technology? It's a miracle autocorrect is getting her this far.]

[razzledazzles]

I haven't the slightest idea.

[Don't ask him...]

[sweetdeath]

I bet I'm older than him!

[This is a sucker's bet, because "116" almost always wins the age competitions.]

Anyway, I'll take good care of him, don't worry.

[darkesthour]

That's good to hear. It feels nice to be able to trust him to someone else once in a while since he tries so hard to be mature.

[The casual old friend roast. Although probably very few people here would believe her that Jae-Ha actually thinks he's mature.]

[sweetdeath]

Ha ha, does he really? So when do you want him to be back home?

[darkesthour]

I think tomorrow morning at the latest? Unless that's troublesome for you. He probably wouldn't stay out longer than that.

[Jae-Ha's a good boy after all. Yona really needs to stop sounding like a mom.]

[razzledazzles]

[Yona, please... you're almost 10 years younger than him.]

[sweetdeath]

I don't think he'll be out that late....

[YONA WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO BE DOING]

[darkesthour]

Eh? Aren't you going out drinking? Isn't that normal?

[LOOK......... SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THESE ADULT BOYS DO AT NIGHT BUT THAT SEEMS LIKE A REASONABLE TIME FRAME TO HER?]

[sweetdeath]

I don't have that much money...

How about midnight? Midnight sounds good!

[He can't explain what he was assuming she meant... there's no way.

Jae-Ha what were you really looking for someone to do with you?!]

[razzledazzles]

Isn't midnight far too early?

[sweetdeath]

I'll get yelled at if I'm not back by then.

[razzledazzles]

Oh, so you have a curfew.

[sweetdeath]

Hisoka yells...

[razzledazzles]

That's mildly worrying, you know.

[sweetdeath]

Don't worry, he mostly yells at me!

[razzledazzles]

That's worse!

[sweetdeath]

How is it worse? What are you worried about, anyway?

[darkesthour]

??

I guess that sounds good? It's not like I can stop you from doing anything else...

[like... she was joking around bUT]

[sweetdeath]

I'm just joking! Anyway, if I stay out too late, Hisoka'll be mad.

[darkesthour]

You really are the responsible type!

[Just look at the boys she has to deal with. Her joking title to Tsuzuki proves to be real.]

[sweetdeath]

He's the responsible type! I know when not to push my luck.