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[razzledazzles]

Posted: April 9th, 2016 05:16 PM
From: Jae-Ha

Would anyone like to share drinks with a beautiful man? Let's meet up.

[Typos aren't beautiful, but he's not very technology savvy so every reply will take a bit too long.]

Comments

[diezai]

[ ugh so he's That kind of person........ ]

that seems like something a kidnapper would say though? （─。─）

of course i am!!
im the tall, handsome, mysterious character in every dating sim there ever is to exist. tragic past, sullen look.. the whole nine yards.

[razzledazzles]

I'm going to need proof. I've shown myself. Not ideal for a kidnapper, is that?

[diezai]

there's this thing called 'catfishing' you know... using fake pictures and whatnot to lure their victims to their doom?

[ anyway who doesn't like sharing selfies. he's pretty goddamned vain. ]

in the blue shirt. ( •ᴗ-)✧

[razzledazzles]

This is the first I've heard of "phones" or the "internet", so you see, I had no idea.

[But alright, he'll check out this selfie... and oh. As with all of his replies, he's so slow at typing, but he does add on bluntly:]

You're so plain.

[diezai]

well i've always debated on dyeing the tips of my hair red.

[ gotta out-do akutagawa in terms of edgy one of these days.

also?? plain??? excuse him. rude??? ]

[razzledazzles]

Just the tips? Hmm.

[diezai]

just the tips. because if i go full on red that's too much of a commitment for me.

[ not that he would ever. please. he rather likes the way he looks. ]

anyway as long as there's canned crab i'm in.

[razzledazzles]

Crab in a can?

[That's freaky, why does that exist?]

I don't know where you can get that, but if you find a place with that and alcohol, I'll gladly meet up with you.

[diezai]

crab in a can!

[ the best and handiest thing this world has to offer. one of his most favorite things to snack on. in canned form. the epitome of his laziness. ]

the boss down by the one i usually go to keeps it stocked.

[ cue some placeholder for a would be address or something. ]

[razzledazzles]

That works for me. How soon can you be there?

[diezai]

when?

[ he looks at a nearby clock and -- oh. he did have those handy new skills that came with being a god, huh. teleportation being one of them? ]

now would be fine.
unless my new favorite drama on tv is airing, in which case we'd have to postpone.

[razzledazzles]

Why don't you check right now? I can be on my way and get there in a minute or less.

[He can't teleport, but he can fly... basically.]