Heaven’s BBS | video

[sharkmaid]

From: Eros
Date: October 26

OW!!

[It’s not the most graceful way to start a feed, but, trust him, he wasn’t planning on it! The real focus shows up soon enough once the device stabilizes and Rin’s finished hissing and cursing under his breath: a swish and a flick of a tail, a growl... and two blue eyes glaring down at him from the top of a cat tree.

Yes, he’s being terrorized by a cat (his fifth attempt today) and he can’t deal with the rejection.]

You piece of– I barely even touched you!

[The black cat proceeds to yawn before resuming its busy task of trying to fall asleep. Rin meanwhile curses before adjusting the camera down to reveal his hand... and wrist... and a bit of his forearm... all covered in bright red claw marks.

The following groan of annoyance does little to mask the underlying disappointment.]

Che. How did Makoto do this? [he mutters before adding (even softer, perhaps a little sheepish)]

... How do you... make cats like you?

Comments

[sharkmaid]

It should at least be more agreeable! How can they be so difficult?

[all_seeing_eye]

You want to know the secret to getting a cat's attention?

[sharkmaid]

What?

[all_seeing_eye]

Pretend you're not interested in it. Extra points if you start reading a book or working on a laptop or something. Anything works as long as you've got it laying horizontally in front of you so the cat can come over and sit on it.

[sharkmaid]

Does that seriously work? I thought the point was to be a suck up.

[all_seeing_eye]

Nah, they can see right through that kind of stuff. Trust me, just get involved in something that doesn't involve the cat at all. It'll be all over you.

[sharkmaid]

If this doesn't work, you're taking the blame, ok?

[all_seeing_eye]

Trust me.