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[mithrarin]

Serious question time:

If you could choose between cheese popcorn and caramel popcorn, caramel would be the obvious winner, right?

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[redmare]

Caramel is sticky! And what’s wrong with action movies? It wasn’t even gory!

[mithrarin]

Not if it's melted! And that movie was --

--I'm not even sure if it was realistic or not, but it didn't have enough swords. Everyone was just shooting at each other.

[redmare]

Of course it's sticky when it's melted!

Obviously it wasn't real, geez. Because swords don't go with the setting! They only use swords in fantasy type movies or those historical types.

[mithrarin]

Melted and then dried, no way!

And I get that, but it means the fights are all pretty... I dunno, grim? Not fun, anyway. Instead of a big clash where the hero's skill comes out, it's just ducking behind walls and oddly convenient packing crates and getting lucky with shots.