[video]

[cuddle_battery]

[It's Yumoto, the new resident Cupid. And he looks a little.... hesitant. Or maybe embarrassed. He's also dressed pretty weird too. A sort of short white toga with a red sash and he's carrying a pretty fancy looking bow and quiver. Also he has wings now. ]

Umm, Hi. So... I got my first prayer yesterday...

[There's also a lot of commotion in the background. People with sharp ears might hear a few shouts like..

'My love is never ending!!'

'How could you leave me like this?!?'

'If I can't have you, no one can!!']

I thiiiink maybe I messed it up though....

['You disgust me! I never want to see you again!'

'Why does no one understand my love??'

It's worth noting that none of those background voices are from the same person.
Yeah. He messed it up.]

And every time I try to fix it, it keeps getting worse. Can anyone help me?

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[video]

[sweetdeath]

[Tsuzuki's apparently in a bar, or at least that's what the clinking glass and dim lighting make it look like. He blinks at the video, wincing at a few of the yells.]

... What did you do?

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[cuddle_battery]

Um....

[Yumoto pauses, tilting his head and frowning a little as he tries to figure out exactly where to begin.

But a simple answer is probably best.]

I shot a lot of people.

[video]

[sweetdeath]

[Cupid. Shot a lot of people.

... Oh, shit.]

What was the prayer about?

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[cuddle_battery]

Well some girl wanted one of her senpai to like her. It sounded easy. I thought all I had to do was shoot him, but....

[Awkward embarrassed smile.]

I sorta missed.

[video]

[sweetdeath]

Have, um. Have you considered doing it from really close range?

I mean-- [He waves a hand vaguely, indicating the humans in the bar behind him.] It's not like they notice us unless we try to get their attention! You could just go right up to whoever you want to get.

You could probably just stab them with the arrow, if you wanted.

[It's kind of a nasty way to represent love, now that he thinks about it.]

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[cuddle_battery]

Oh! I never even thought of that!

[He looks a little uncertain though.]

But.... isn't that cheating?

[video]

[sweetdeath]

Cheating is okay if this is how it turns out otherwise!!

[No, wait. It's fine, he's sure that'll wear off all those poor confused people, it's fine. Breathe.]

Um-- I mean. Just until you figure out your aim.

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[cuddle_battery]

Hmmm....

[Thinking that over.....

And eventually he nods.]

Well, if you say so. I guess I could try stabbing some people instead.

[And he reaches into the quiver for another arrow...]

[video]

[sweetdeath]

No no no, wait, not now. It's confused enough! You've gotta fix this first-- or let them calm down at least.

[He blows out a breath. Oh, man, what a mess.]

Look -- where are you?

video

[fauxcalibur]

Look on the bright side! At least no one is forming a mob to attack you yet!

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[cuddle_battery]

[There is a pause as Yumoto looks back at the chaos behind him.]

I think they're too busy for that...

[fauxcalibur]

Then perhaps there is nothing left for you do to but leave them to their own folly!

[cuddle_battery]

....

[Well... that's a novel idea.]

So I don't need to fix this?

[fauxcalibur]

You don't have to do anything! It will cost you followers, of course, but there are worse things in life that could happen.

[cuddle_battery]

I dunno....

Isn't it bad to cause a bunch of trouble for someone and then just abandon them? Especially if they asked you for help?

Video

[koukai_kirai]

You could try not meddling any more.

[If he's just messing it up more, that seems like the obvious course of action...]

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[cuddle_battery]

But what about the girl that asked me for help?

[kokuyoyo]

....That's.... stupid.

[Wise words from Chikusa Kakimoto, everyone]

[cuddle_battery]

[He glances behind him at the chaos for a minute.

Then slowly nods.]

Yeah, kinda...

[kokuyoyo]

How many people did you antagonize anyway...

[Seriously, that's way too many voices.]

[cuddle_battery]

I don't think they're mad at me. Most of them don't even know I'm here.

[Except the girl that made this request. She's probably mad and Yumoto wouldn't blame her.]

[kokuyoyo]

So?

[The point still stands as far as Chikusa is concerned.]

[cuddle_battery]

Oh.

[So he meant how many people were mad in general... Lets see.

Yumoto looks behind him again, trying to count. He gives up quickly because the people keep moving around.]

I dunno. A lot I guess...

[kokuyoyo]

....You messed up that much...

[cuddle_battery]

[No arguments here.]

I know. That's why I need help. What should I do?