tags: tech stuff, questions, I give up

[connivingbird]

Posted: 7 April 2016 06:19 PM
From: Ankh - Fortuna


How many of you people actually know how to use a computer? Or even a smartphone? A tablet?

How many of you even know what they are?

If not, do you want lessons?

Comments

[connivingbird]

yes
let's just say someone forgot they were drying their underwear in it and decided to try to cook a frozen diner

[phantomforgod]

Wow that's pretty bad. I can only imagine a really old person doing that or someone really clumsy.

[connivingbird]

it's typical of the species, tbh

[phantomforgod]

Species as in humans?

[connivingbird]

yes

[phantomforgod]

Are you not human?

[connivingbird]

i am not human
never been human

[phantomforgod]

Cool. What species are you?

[connivingbird]

we are called Greeed

[phantomforgod]

Any relation to the word greed?

[connivingbird]

we were created through alchemy and human desires that were purposely made to be never whole
our sole purpose was the fill the king's desire for power
we wish only to be whole
however not even the whole world would fill that need

so i suppose that is a yes

[phantomforgod]

[Wow, that sounds like....a really crappy life right there.]

What do you consider being whole?

[connivingbird]

[Funny thing he had never thought it was a crappy life until he had to possess a human body in order to get his full form back.]

we were made whole but the king had a piece of us broken in order to make sure we would always want but

I think being content helps
now

[phantomforgod]

Your king sounds like a big jerk.

But that's good you're content! Sometimes that's all we can do to get by, even if we're missing parts of ourselves.

Do you like magic shows?

[connivingbird]

he's not my king
he's long dead anyways
his greed turned him into stone

not really

[phantomforgod]

I guess that's a good thing.

Why not?

[connivingbird]

a good thing for the world, I'm sure

usually I can see through the trick

[phantomforgod]

If that's true you're OFFICIALLY MY RIVAL!

I'll have to plan a trick that even you can't figure out.

[connivingbird]

Fortuna favors those who don't back down
So I guess I am favoring myself