Deux ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

[galactically]

Posted: 02 Apr 2016 19:57 PM
From: Sheryl

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Are you tired of doing absolutely nothing in your temple? Do you want to train your body to perfection? Are you a god or shinki in a dire need of staying in shape?

Then feast your eyes upon this message: I, Sheryl Nome, will be teaching exercise classes next week at Menrva's temple! Aerobics, weight lifting, pilates, yoga, and other kinds will be covered. Miss Elsa and Mr. Hakkai gave me their blessings and so, this post is now here for all to see. And of course, you're all welcome to bring your own exercise equipment for people to share!

~*~ SCHEDULE ~*~
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
3:30-5:30 PM

This is a tentative schedule, but there's a 90% chance that it'll become official.

Actually... if everyone approves, I can grab that annoying 10% to myself.

Prepare to feel the burn, everyone
I won't go easy on you ☆

Comments

[disciplineking]

[just fuckin try to stop him]

I don't need any events like these myself, but my presence is required if it is a school event.

[galactically]

are you going to check to make sure it follows school protocol, Mr. Disciplinary Committee guy?

[she's heard of you...]

[disciplineking]

Yes.

[Oh he's famous now.]

If there are any troublemakers, of course I will punish them by biting them to death.

[galactically]

as the woman in charge of the exercise classes, i will make sure that the facilities i use will be cleaned up at the end of class, and that my students will behave accordingly

[What's this? Is Sheryl actually using professional language despite the lack of capitalization? You betcha]

what's with you and biting?? can't you use a different punishment??

[disciplineking]

You at least seem to be understanding of this school's principles and rules, but little herbivores always gather in herds and they think themselves better than order. I don't take your word for creatures like them.

And it is the only punishment that's fit for them.

[Long story short 'i'll be watching you and no, he will not stop biting people']

[galactically]

i have a whip and a cyborg to keep them in line
Sheryl Nome never lets disobedience run rampant (●ↀωↀ●)

but that gets so old!!

[disciplineking]

Don't send me those wierd faces.

[galactically]

what weird faces?

oh

you mean these? (^・ω・^ )

[disciplineking]

That doesn't give you the right to send more.

[galactically]

it's my bbs post, i do whatever i want
(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

[don't discourage her, she'll just pull the classic reverse psychology on Hibari...]