Deux ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

[galactically]

Posted: 02 Apr 2016 19:57 PM
From: Sheryl

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Are you tired of doing absolutely nothing in your temple? Do you want to train your body to perfection? Are you a god or shinki in a dire need of staying in shape?

Then feast your eyes upon this message: I, Sheryl Nome, will be teaching exercise classes next week at Menrva's temple! Aerobics, weight lifting, pilates, yoga, and other kinds will be covered. Miss Elsa and Mr. Hakkai gave me their blessings and so, this post is now here for all to see. And of course, you're all welcome to bring your own exercise equipment for people to share!

~*~ SCHEDULE ~*~
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
3:30-5:30 PM

This is a tentative schedule, but there's a 90% chance that it'll become official.

Actually... if everyone approves, I can grab that annoying 10% to myself.

Prepare to feel the burn, everyone
I won't go easy on you ☆

Comments

[galactically]

thank you, Genos! ♥
will i be anticipating your attendance?

[scrap_metal]

You know what I am. Wouldn't I have unfair advantage in weight lifting?

[galactically]

hmm...
i could always use an assistant in that subject, now that you mention it

[scrap_metal]

Are you trying to recruit me?

[ not that he has anything better to do ]

[galactically]

you're a strong man, Genos! you'd be perfect for making the newcomers get into shape

[how shameless are you, Sheryl...]

[scrap_metal]

[ Well he does need a job! ]

Is that a paid position, or a volunteer work?

[ Opportunist mode on. ]

[galactically]

volunteer work!
technically, my teaching job is also one, too

i'll have to ask Mr. Hakkai and Miss Elsa for potential payment just in case

[from one opportunist to another]

[scrap_metal]

So it does have a potential of becoming paying gig later.

What do you require of me?

[galactically]

it's a few simply things, really. teach the students the proper way to hold dumbbells and other equipment. also make sure they're all doing their exercises

by the way, you have my full permission to punish any slackers or idiots disrupting the class

[scrap_metal]

I'll research everything properly!

And I won't let anyone slack on my watch.

[ one assistant get, Sheryl ]

[galactically]

thank you so much! you'll be the best co-teacher ever ♥

you're a lifesaver!

[scrap_metal]

I'll go check what kind of equipment we'll have available.

[ To be better prepared of course ]

[galactically]

from your god's temple? as for me, i'm bringing dumbbells, jump rope, mats, and exercise balls

[scrap_metal]

There's a lot of junk lying around, maybe I'll find something useful.

Do we have a closed space to use, [ like a gym or something ] or is it going to happen outdoors?

[galactically]

Miss Elsa's ballroom is large enough to hold a class or two! i'll have to ask her just to be 100% sure

[scrap_metal]

[ This reply comes like an hour later. He went to make dinner and stuff. Aaand when he's back, he read Hermes shitstorm. ]

I'll bring whatever I can find. But maybe it's better if I resign from that assistant position.

I don't want to be a cause of bad blood between you and your friends.

[mybadhabit]

You don't have to resign, we've already got everything worked out to our satisfaction, dumbass.

[scrap_metal]

Speak of the devil.

I think it's best to leave it to her judgment.

[mybadhabit]

I think if we left it to Sheryl Nome's judgement, we would be both be her assistants and spend the entire time trapped in one of these.

[scrap_metal]

[ he blinks at that link ]

That would render both assistants pretty useless.

[mybadhabit]

Please, similar teambuilding exercises have existed for centuries. Yes, at first we would be useless, because we'd be trying to do our own thing, but eventually, a compromise would be reached and we'd develop as system of communication and cooperation that would allow us to operate effectively as one.

[scrap_metal]

Stop. Don't give her ideas.

[mybadhabit]

What's wrong? Are you afraid you might actually LIKE me if you took the time to get to know me?

[scrap_metal]

If you stop being an asshole then who knows.

[galactically]

too late

NOW BOTH OF YOU BEHAVE AT ONCE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR LAME SCUFFLES AT MY CLASS