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[plight_of_the_navigator]

From: Njord
Date: August 15, evening-- after the new arrivals show up

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[Nami wastes no time. As soon as she finds herself back at this familiar place, as soon as she learns who her shinki is, as soon as she has the opportunity, she opens up her device to the BBS and fires it up to record the following message of utmost importance:]


WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!


[So we need answers, are we clear on that? Good. Next items of business! Tone shifts from outraged to worried.]

Zoro, are you still here? You better tell me you’re all right or I'm going to kill you!

Yata, where are you? I’m coming to find you.

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[wadoichimonji]

Yeah, I'm here, so no killing lady.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

[Nami sighs.]

I'm glad you're okay. I guess you've got another god now?

[wadoichimonji]

Yeah, she's pretty badass. I think you'd like her.

[He pauses for a moment.]

What made you disappear so suddenly?

[plight_of_the_navigator]

[Zoro sounds approving of her. That's good to hear.]

I'm not sure. I don't remember anything about leaving. I just know I'm back, and that some time has passed in between. What happened when I disappeared?

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro sighs, he's quiet for a moment before speaking again.]

You simply were gone one day, I woke up and poof, no Nami. I got picked up by another god, but he didn't stay long either, now I have a warrior lady as my new goddess and she's pretty badass, probably more than you too.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

I don't want to be more badass! I'm too cute to get into dangerous brawls!

[A beat.]

But I'm glad you seem to have a good relationship with her. She sounds like a good fit for you.

[wadoichimonji]

Cute? Woman, you're build like a tank! You could kill a man with those legs.

[He smiles.]

She's alright.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

Like a tank?!

[Zoro she could so punch you right now!]

You clearly need glasses to make up for your impaired vision. I'm delicate as a flower!

[wadoichimonji]

Well, like a skinny, curvy, tank. You have legs out of this world, lady.

[He laughs, a lot, for a long time.]

You're terrifying! What part of you is delicate?!

[plight_of_the_navigator]

Every part!

[She's just bluster now. It's good anger; it makes her chest hurt less. Talking with Zoro like this, she could almost forget that he doesn't have any memories of Merry or Sunny.]

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro laughs, and pats Nami on the back.]

Every part! You're as delicate as a rock!