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[plight_of_the_navigator]

From: Njord
Date: August 15, evening-- after the new arrivals show up

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[Nami wastes no time. As soon as she finds herself back at this familiar place, as soon as she learns who her shinki is, as soon as she has the opportunity, she opens up her device to the BBS and fires it up to record the following message of utmost importance:]


WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!


[So we need answers, are we clear on that? Good. Next items of business! Tone shifts from outraged to worried.]

Zoro, are you still here? You better tell me you’re all right or I'm going to kill you!

Yata, where are you? I’m coming to find you.

Comments

[plight_of_the_navigator]

I'd like to hear it from him if it's all the same to you.

[deniles]

Not sure where he currently is. I'll let him know you're looking for him.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

You mean he's missing?

[Lost, would be the more fitting word choice she wagers. All concern drains from her and she punches back furiously.]

That idiot!!!

Thanks, if you should see him let me know.

[deniles]

Not missing. Just probably training or something else.

[He doesn't keep tabs on Zoro's life.]

Will do, though.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

Thanks.

How are you keeping?

[deniles]

Decently enough, thanks.

Welcome back, by the way.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

Insofar as it's appropriate to welcome anyone back here, thanks.

What have I missed?

[deniles]

Eh, could be worse, really.

Hauntings, trainings, not really a whole lot of importance. Zoro's basically been the same too.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

I see... I can't decide if I'm relieved or angry it's been so uneventful. Why did they need to bring more people here if so little is going on?

[deniles]

Why do they need us here anyways? Seems like we're not doing much except basic clean up.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

Jeez.

You would think there are easier ways to get help if that's all! At the very least we should be getting paid for this!

[deniles]

If you do it right, you could make money off of this.

Not that people would approve of it, of course.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

What are you suggesting?

[deniles]

Monetary donations in exchange for prayers.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

I don't see what's wrong with that. Donations are given of free will, after all.

[deniles]

Exactly. Just like you doing any problem solving is of your free will.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

I'll have to think on that.

Thanks.

[deniles]

Happy to be of service. This time is free.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

I'm never paying you for words you offer freely.

[deniles]

Oh relax, would you? I'm joking. You're close enough to Zoro that anything you'd want, I'd do for free.

For lack of a better term, I'd be your friend with benefits.

Don't say that again, though, I'd rather not think of it that way.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

[Thank God he's not saying that in person Nami isn't sure she'd have been able to help punching.]

So long as we have an understanding.

[deniles]

[He's used to that.]

We got along just fine before. What's stopping us from doing it again?

[plight_of_the_navigator]

Your mouth.

[deniles]

That's a common problem I've found.

Not that I'll change it. But hey, people have their opinions.

[plight_of_the_navigator]

[It's okay Niles, there are more than a couple of people she loves that have the same problem. She'll complain but have your back.]

In any case, I'm glad to hear you and Zoro are all right. Take care, ok?