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[brynwieldr]

[Gods, but Leo hopes he's figured this out. He manages to get this up late on the 27th after spending most of the day figuring this out]

Posted 27 March 2016
From: Prince Leo of Nohr

It has come to my attention that my shinki Niles may have offended others at the party last night. This is my one and only apology for any mass offense he may have caused or will cause in the future. If it becomes personal, please let me know.

Thank you.

Comments

[sheepherd]

Really? I didn't think he was offensive. He seemed like a nice guy.

[ he's too pure to comprehend lewd innuendos and so forth so he honestly has no clue. ]

[brynwieldr]

[...oh you sweet summer child]

White-blonde hair and an eyepatch?

[sheepherd]

Yeah, that sounds like him.

[ is he missing something here? ]

[brynwieldr]

He didn't say anything vulgar? At all?

[sheepherd]

Not at all! At first we just chatted about the kind of things we liked eating with company.

[ it was pretty tame to him! granted he was thinking of eating food with people rather than what niles may have been actually hinting at. ]

[brynwieldr]

[Dot dot dot]

I assure you, that entire conversation was likely laden with innuendo.

[sheepherd]

Are you sure? It didn't seem like it to me.. I think.

[ one with a pure mind like his, of course not. ]

[brynwieldr]

Trust me. Niles is incapable of not speaking in innuendo.

[sheepherd]

It just seemed like a normal conversation to me. Though I guess it sorta sounds familiar too? Maybe that's why it didn't sound too weird to me.

[ almost as if he's heard things like it before- but it still didn't break past his pure mind all the same. ]

[brynwieldr]

[...you precious, precious thing.]

You must be one of a kind, then.

[sheepherd]

Oh. Thank you?

[ he.. thinks?! ] Guess other people didn't take to him too kindly?

[brynwieldr]

Most don't. He's not everyone's cup of tea. Or bourbon, as the case may be.

[sheepherd]

Sounds like they just need some patience really.

[brynwieldr]

[Is this person Elise plus Corrin plus the youngest Hoshidan princess in one or something?]

Most people would rather not bother, sadly.

[sheepherd]

That's too bad. Well, I wouldn't mind talking to him again myself. It's also nice to meet his partner! I'm Sorey, by the way.

[brynwieldr]

[Nope never happening must keep this pure child pure.]

Leo, of Nohr.

[sheepherd]

[ but D: ]

Did you just arrive recently too like Niles?

[brynwieldr]

[Nope.]

We did. At the same time, I believe.

[sheepherd]

Funny! It was the same for me and my partner, Mikleo!

[brynwieldr]

Are you from the same world?