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[deniles]

From: Saix
Date: June 19

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Hello,

My name is Saix, and I'm looking for a companion to keep me close.

[Attached is a picture of him.]

I like long walks, not just on the beach, but everywhere, so long as you walk beside me. I hope you don't mind the collar, it's a statement for when I go out. Alone or with company.

I also like eating only out of bowls for every meal, but I hate using a spoon, I know that's a little weird, but trust me when I say it makes everything taste better.

I also really enjoy the game of catch, so if you'd play that with me, I'd be the happiest man alive.

I know this sounds a little ruff, but I'm really looking forward to going on a date. Just let me know when and where, and I'll meet you there.

Thanks for looking~.

[I have permission from Saix's mun to do this, and she will be tagging things back within a day or two, so expect thread jacking!

edit: Niles's comments will be from the 19th, Saix's will be from the 20th.]

Comments

[loveheart]

This is really cute~♫

My god could use more companionship! Walks on the beach or through a park...that sounds like a good start! Romantic~! Maybe there could be a date out of that!

What do you think of tea?

NOT HERE

[priforprince]

Hng!

[ Hibiki freezes up in mid-stride down the hall, teacup dropping from her fingers to smash on the floor. Her eyebrows draw together in melodramatic foreboding. What had that been? That disturbing, ill-omened premonition......?

Ah, well. Hibiki sticks her hands in her pockets and keeps walking, shrugging. She's embraced her godhood and has a plan now. What can possibly go wrong? ]

YOU ARE NOW

[loveheart]

[Its the sound of the teacup smashing that soon has Venus opening one of the doors and peeking her head out. Aha! She did hear her after all! Quickly, she sticks her right arm out and waves wildly]

Hibiki! Hibikiiiii~♫! When are you free? I have someone that wants to meet with you for tea!

[It's a 100% innocent tea date.]

DUN DUN DUNNNN

[priforprince]

I refuse.

[ She doesn't even raise her voice. Or turn around. Or clean up after herself, so watch your step.

This is going so well! ]

[loveheart]

Don't be so cold! There's a lonely person on the network that needs your help. You're so good at warming hearts I thought you could warm theirs up and get tea!

[Venus pouts. Come on Hibiki, its perfect. You have all that charm too]

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki turns halfway. Only so she can show off her noble profile. It's looking especially snobby today. ]

My personal attention is priceless. Why should I bestow a treasure beyond imagining to a stranger?

[ ...That bit about warming hearts, though, is. Hm. Hibiki does like to play the benevolent ruler. So she's at least paused, now.

If only to learn how truly ludicrous Venus's idea is. ]

Who is this person, anyway?

[loveheart]

Come over here and chat with them so they won't be a stranger! It's on the network.

[She skips over (over the broken teacup that someone just left there) to Hibiki, trying to guide her back over to the room.]

[priforprince]

I'm busy.

[ With - drat, she doesn't have a script or anything with her right now. Hibiki is apparently "busy" posing with a flower in the middle of the hallway, then, by the time Venus makes it over to her. ] Really, I can't be b--

[ Huh. She is being moved. ] What's the meaning of this?!

"Saix";

[deniles]

I think that would be wonderful. The more romance, the better. I've been so lonely since I've arrived, that I could use someone to keep me company.

When shall we meet for tea?

[loveheart]

You won't have to be alone anymore then! For sure! Maybe a beautiful romance will bloom~♥!


[Hibiki can be super romantic too with that princely aura of hers. Venus has no doubts what so ever!]

I'll get back to you! I need to see when my god is free!

"Saix";

[deniles]

Ooo, a romance. I wasn't expecting anything like that.

Please let me know, I look so forward to meeting them.~

[He's dying of laughter over here.]

on the morning of the 20th

[saikusu]

Apologies. This post was not made by me, but by someone who stole my phone and saw fit to impersonate me.

I have no interest in dating. If necessary, I can apologize in person to your god for the confusion this post has made.